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I'm a virgin at 28

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-01 2:11

and there's a grandma younger than me at 27

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-01 2:24

if you play your cards right, you can make her a greatgrandma.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-01 2:51

maybe you can get a 4-way going with three generations of sluts whose total age is still under 44

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-01 2:57

Oh god this thread made me lol, I don't know why.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-01 6:39

At least no one can call you a slut >>1

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-07-01 10:35

You are pathetic! Sorry just had to say it!

Name: Anusymous 2009-07-01 10:38

>>6
You're an anus!

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-01 11:00

I banged a girl 7 years my junior last night twice, then she blew me this morning.
ahahahahahahaha

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-01 11:00

ps I'm also 28

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-01 12:06

and then you woke up amirite?

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-01 12:31

>>8
go back to anontalk, pedo

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-01 14:00

>>1
you have it easy.
ill be 29 in august.

Never had sex with a woman.
Not a virgin.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-01 14:10

>>12
Your gay!

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-01 14:18

>>13
no i was raped, theres a difference.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-01 14:23

>>14
what was it like? if you don't mind dragging the memory up. its always fascinated me, being raped

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-01 14:36

>>15
One day when I was 7 I was walking home from school, being all aryan and white, when all of a sudden an evil jew jumped out of the bushes.
"Torah! Torah!", he shouted in hebrew, all jewish and shit. Then he grabbed me with his evil jew hands and dragged me through the bushes and laid me down onto the grass beneath him. I struggled with all my aryan might, but his strong, hairy, manly arms held me firm to the ground.
"Today I will have you recieve the old testament.", he told me, unnzipping his jew-pants. I marvelled before his testament. I had never seen such a thick and immense testament before.
"Suck it!", he ordered me, forcing it deep into my defenseless aryan throat. "Torah! Torah!" I gasped for air as the hairy man had his way with me, plunging the shaft of his testament even deeper into my innocent throat, and I could do nothing but serve him. "I see you like the shaft of my testament deep inside of you. Now lets see how you like it up your pinky white bum!"
"Oh, no, mr jew!", I cried out. "Not my tender white aryan bum!"
...but this jew knew no mercy as he turned me around, and soon he plowed into me, filling me up in ways I could never even have imagined. I completely lost my breath as he pounded my soft like aryan ass with his thick and hard man-shaft. I found myself groaning for every breath as his strokes reached deep inside of me, filling me with a sensation so overwhelming that I could hardly think.
"Do you enjoy having your innocent aryan ass being ravaged by my hard jew cock?", my jew smirked evilishly. I could hardly reply, gasping for air with his every thrust.
Then his panting increased too, until he penetrated me like never before, burying his the full length of his hot testament deep inside of me. He gripped me firmly and I could feel the shaft of it pumping still, filling my soft, tight ass with his jewishness. It was nothing I could do but climax myself, my body responding to his. I wished it would never stop. I had finally found my master race.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-01 14:47

>>16
It would take volumes to explain just how profoundly fucked up you are.
Manifestations of of your pathology are not welcome here.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-01 15:06

>>17
( ≖‿≖)

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-01 15:16

>>17
You are so full of cocks.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-01 15:44

>>16
Truly VIP quality.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-01 15:47

>>19
And you don't even have one.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-01 15:55

>>10-11
Listen you double niggers don't you ever insinuate that I go to that site again, or I'll....well I'll not like it. Why am I a fucking pedo for fucking a 21 year old?
I know, IHBT, I shall not reply to any more of this.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-01 16:02

>>1
im 31 i win over you!

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-07-01 16:14

>>22
* African American

Name: Anusymous 2009-07-01 16:16

>>24
You're an anus!

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-01 16:39

>>22
Listen you double niggers

Stopped reading right there.

Back to pedotalk, please

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-01 16:46

>>26
Ok, that got a laugh out of me

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-02 5:54

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Name: Anonymous 2009-07-02 10:05

>>16
deserves a bampoo

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