>>9
Jews killed Michael Jackson to obtain all their Jew golds from all his impressionable fans.
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Anonymous2009-06-25 19:59
I don't think I can live in a Michael Jackson-less world
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Anonymous2009-06-25 20:05
>>8
That's okay: According to MichaelJackson.com all the concerns have just been postponed to around 2010 or later, so MJ will probably make it 'til then. Just give him a little bit of a rest, and he'll soon be back doing thriller in no time.
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Anonymous2009-06-25 20:14
M.J.'s cardiac arrest caused by food poisoning, apparently he had eaten some 12 year old weiners.
McDonalds is dedicating a burger to MJ called the McJackson, it's a 50 year old piece of meat in an 8 year old bun.
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Anonymous2009-06-25 20:47
>>15
Listen here, Listen here, jerkface guy; he had the potential to be a great musician, but he couldn't handle it, went nuts, fucked children, squandered his talent, and left a legacy more notable for his pathology than his catalog. In a century he'll be in footnotes, lists, and may get the occasional page or two 'cause among other things he married Elvis' daughter. Great musicians get books and chapters 100 years on.
Why did MJ go to K-mart? 'Cause he heard boys pants were half off.
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Anonymous2009-06-25 20:57
As news spread of Jackson’s death, thousands of fans gathered outside the hospital.
Many were dressed in the eccentric singer’s trademark costumes and others blasted out his smash-hit tunes.
glad he's dead, but I was hoping he'd do jail time. Sick kiddy-fucker should have met his end in prison.
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Anonymous2009-06-25 21:41
MJ was very odd (to put it mildly), but also very talented. He lived his entire life in the public eye and was never given a chance to live a normal childhood. So apparently he tried to live his childhood out as an adult. The sad part is that even now that he's dead, the media still won't leave him alone.
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Anonymous2009-06-25 22:15
... and nothing of value was lost
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Anonymous2009-06-25 23:56
They had to pump 2 gallons of semem out of his ribs
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Anonymous2009-06-26 0:00
First Hitler, now this. Not a good trend for the white man.
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Anonymous2009-06-26 0:01
RIP Micheal, you (allegedly, nothing was proven) touched a lot of people
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Anonymous2009-06-26 0:02
What's the difference between acne and michael jackson?
Acne waits until you're about 13 before it comes on your face
Listen here, jerkfaces. This was a good man, and the child molestation charges brought against him were proven false. May Michael Jackson's legacy live on. I also agree with what >>23 said .