When porn has speech in it, it's not very inspiring. So, when I direct porns, I want stuff like -- "all aboard the cunt train, toot! toot!"
"oh shit I think I can feel getting pregnant"
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Anonymous2009-06-21 4:58
get out homo
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Anonymous2009-06-21 5:28
I would make porn video captions, and every caption would be *grabs dick*.
"Mind if my cat sits on the table and watches?" *puts cat on table*
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pork soda2009-06-22 9:39
Dialogue in porn is not important to me, as long as the girl screams and cries, I'm happy.
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Anonymous2009-06-22 11:31
I dream of cocks drifting across the blue sky.
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Anonymous2009-06-22 23:39
"I got boner, lol"
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Anonymous2009-06-23 0:01
"Bam right in the kisser"
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Anonymous2009-06-23 1:03
"Order up!"
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Anonymous2009-06-23 2:22
"Guess what bitch, you're on TV" *points to camera while pounding from behind*
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Anonymous2009-06-23 2:22
"Please remove your penis from me posthaste, dear sir. My womb is perilously fertile this fine evening, and I would so hate to bear any deformed children due to your potent yet incestuous sperm."
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Anonymous2009-06-23 3:58
"How do I shot load?"
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Anonymous2009-06-23 5:14
"19 times 19 is 361! BLLAAAAGHAAAHAAAGHHHH" *shoots load on face*
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Anonymous2009-06-23 5:59
I dream of cocks drifting across the blue sky.
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Anonymous2009-06-23 6:02
And the prime number of 361 is 19
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Anonymous2009-06-23 6:16
OH SHIT, VERB MY NOUN BABY, KEEP VERBING IT, VERB MY NOUN
>>32
Uhm, sorry to shatter your dream, but when you reply to a troll in order to say that you don't agree, he has achieved his goal. In other words, YHBT.