Name: Anonymous 2009-06-17 14:03
Why you are reading this post
I can only imagine how fortunate you must feel to be reading my post. This post is the product of my lifetime of experience in meeting important people and thinking deep thoughts. This is a new kind of post, and will no doubt influence the way you think about the world around you and the way you think of yourself.
Bigger than infinity
Although my post deserves thousands of pages to articulate, I am limiting many of my deeper thoughts to only single characters. I encourage readers of my post to dedicate the many years required to fully absorb the significance of what I am writing here. Fortunately, we live in exactly the time when my post can be widely disseminated by ``internet´´ technology and stored on ``digital media´´, allowing current and future scholars to delve more deeply into my original and insightful use of commas and letters.
My place in history
My post allows, for the first time, a complete and total understanding not only of this but every single post ever written. I call this ``the principle of post equivalence.´´ Future generations will decide the relative merits of this post compared with, for example, the works of Shakespeare. This effort will open new realms of scholarship.
I am the author of all things
It is staggering to contemplate that all the great works of literature can be derived from the letters I use in writing this post. I am pleased to have shared them with you, and hereby grant you the liberty to use up to twenty (20) of them consecutively without attribution. Any use of additional characters in print must acknowledge this post as source material since it contains, implicitly or explicitly, all future written documents.
I can only imagine how fortunate you must feel to be reading my post. This post is the product of my lifetime of experience in meeting important people and thinking deep thoughts. This is a new kind of post, and will no doubt influence the way you think about the world around you and the way you think of yourself.
Bigger than infinity
Although my post deserves thousands of pages to articulate, I am limiting many of my deeper thoughts to only single characters. I encourage readers of my post to dedicate the many years required to fully absorb the significance of what I am writing here. Fortunately, we live in exactly the time when my post can be widely disseminated by ``internet´´ technology and stored on ``digital media´´, allowing current and future scholars to delve more deeply into my original and insightful use of commas and letters.
My place in history
My post allows, for the first time, a complete and total understanding not only of this but every single post ever written. I call this ``the principle of post equivalence.´´ Future generations will decide the relative merits of this post compared with, for example, the works of Shakespeare. This effort will open new realms of scholarship.
I am the author of all things
It is staggering to contemplate that all the great works of literature can be derived from the letters I use in writing this post. I am pleased to have shared them with you, and hereby grant you the liberty to use up to twenty (20) of them consecutively without attribution. Any use of additional characters in print must acknowledge this post as source material since it contains, implicitly or explicitly, all future written documents.