>>1
The things you need to "help you out" are a therapist, a girlfriend(thought I suspect that should be boyfriend), and fucking off from these boards. The energy you put into this stupidity is not going to make up for your lack of a real life, and your contributions are, frankly, unwelcome. They are not informative, entertaining, clever, or positive. You are human spam, and your presence here is akin to that of the racists, the conspiracy nuts, and the more ordinary sort of spammers. Get a real life. Or at least, please, drop this juvenile facade of a trolling game and try to post something intelligent.
Punk.