Chastitty Boner gets transracial surgery

She wants to be an oriental, or rather feels inside that she's always been an oriental, but wants her physical self to reflect that inner identity.  After having her eyelids done, her skin repigmented, and her hair blackened, it will be considered bad manners to dare suggest that she is not really oriental.

Is she going to cook my rice?  Is she going to bear my children?  Are her feet petite?  She may feel like an oriental, but deep down she's still an American woman.

Retarded last name.

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