Name: Anonymous 2009-06-05 14:11
I was still in high school at the time and like most sexual encounters during this period of my life it happened at a party late Friday night. I had just finished taking my finals and I just really wanted to blow off some steam, and by that I mean get laid. So it was about 10PM at my parent's house and everyone was supposed to turn in for the night. I waited a good half hour and tip toed my way out the front door without my parents noticing, but as I was about to close the door someone's hand stopped it from closing entirely. My heart stopped cold and my dick felt like it crawled back up inside my body as I knew I was caught. Luckily however it was my step-sister from my father's second marriage. She is exactly my age and we attended high school, but we never really ran into each other at school because we hung out with different crowds. So it turns out she was sneaking out as well. She agreed not to tell if I didn't and we both went our separate ways.
I headed over to my friend's party which he liked to refer to as "Erik's Eights." All the girls invited were definitely at least an 8 out of 10. So I was just getting buzzed and chatting up some females trying to figure out which ones would be easiest for a quick lay, when the real hard liquor started getting passed around. We played different types of games for what felt like at least three hours until we were all completely plastered. I knew I couldn't make it back to my parent's house without making all sorts of noise so I asked my friend if I could crash at his house like most people were doing. He's a pretty decent guy and when I asked him he had this real slick smile and said I could sleep it off in his room, but I had to share it with someone else already in there. I was too drunk to care so I stumbled up to his room and collapsed on the right-side of his bed as I could make out the outline of another person on the left-side.
So I got in probably about 20 minutes of shut-eye when this horrible retching sound woke me up along with the unmistakable scent of shit. The person next to me obviously couldn't hold their liquor. I tried to ignore it and get back to sleep, but then somehow their hand wandered over to my side of the bed and started rubbing me up. Being as I was already piss drunk it didn't take much to get me going, but the smell of puke and shit was a real boner kill so I tried to play it off. Then after a bit their hand wandered down to my crotch and started giving me a handjob. It felt real good and after some quick tugs we started having hot drunken sex. At the time I can't for sure say that I knew it was a girl, but when it's time to fuck then there ain't much you can do about it. So I went and did it just the same and after laying it on "her" we both passed out until morning.
I woke up around 6AM because the sunlight from the window hit my face and I stared at the ceiling for a bit trying to make sense of what happened over the last 7 hours including why my dick hurt and why I smelled like shit. As I thought things over I heard some cars pull up to my friend's driveway and some commands being shouted. I may have been drunk, but I knew that tone. It was the cops. I got up fast got dressed, jammed my cock (which surprised me was out) back into my pants, and hauled ass out of there. Someone was next to me, but I didn't care as I was in such a panic that I just ran over to the window slid down the gutter and ran home.
Fortunately my parents like to sleep in and I was able to make it back into my room. I took a quick a shower to get rid of some nasty ass smell I had on me and turned in for a few hours. At around 9AM a loud banging on the front door woke the whole house up and my father was the first to the door. It was the cops with my stepsister in tow and the next hour was spent explaining how much trouble she was in and how they found her in "the owner's room." This obviously meant Erik's room.
Long story with that was everything turned out fine and my stepsister had to do some community service. But I can't still help but think that that girl I slept with might have been my stepsister. It would explain how she was in the same room as me and why my friend Erik smiled when he sent me up there. I still think it wasn't and when her baby gets delivered in two months I hope it looks nothing like me if it was her, but if it does I'm in deep shit. What do I do 4chan? What do I do?!?!?!?!?!?!!
I headed over to my friend's party which he liked to refer to as "Erik's Eights." All the girls invited were definitely at least an 8 out of 10. So I was just getting buzzed and chatting up some females trying to figure out which ones would be easiest for a quick lay, when the real hard liquor started getting passed around. We played different types of games for what felt like at least three hours until we were all completely plastered. I knew I couldn't make it back to my parent's house without making all sorts of noise so I asked my friend if I could crash at his house like most people were doing. He's a pretty decent guy and when I asked him he had this real slick smile and said I could sleep it off in his room, but I had to share it with someone else already in there. I was too drunk to care so I stumbled up to his room and collapsed on the right-side of his bed as I could make out the outline of another person on the left-side.
So I got in probably about 20 minutes of shut-eye when this horrible retching sound woke me up along with the unmistakable scent of shit. The person next to me obviously couldn't hold their liquor. I tried to ignore it and get back to sleep, but then somehow their hand wandered over to my side of the bed and started rubbing me up. Being as I was already piss drunk it didn't take much to get me going, but the smell of puke and shit was a real boner kill so I tried to play it off. Then after a bit their hand wandered down to my crotch and started giving me a handjob. It felt real good and after some quick tugs we started having hot drunken sex. At the time I can't for sure say that I knew it was a girl, but when it's time to fuck then there ain't much you can do about it. So I went and did it just the same and after laying it on "her" we both passed out until morning.
I woke up around 6AM because the sunlight from the window hit my face and I stared at the ceiling for a bit trying to make sense of what happened over the last 7 hours including why my dick hurt and why I smelled like shit. As I thought things over I heard some cars pull up to my friend's driveway and some commands being shouted. I may have been drunk, but I knew that tone. It was the cops. I got up fast got dressed, jammed my cock (which surprised me was out) back into my pants, and hauled ass out of there. Someone was next to me, but I didn't care as I was in such a panic that I just ran over to the window slid down the gutter and ran home.
Fortunately my parents like to sleep in and I was able to make it back into my room. I took a quick a shower to get rid of some nasty ass smell I had on me and turned in for a few hours. At around 9AM a loud banging on the front door woke the whole house up and my father was the first to the door. It was the cops with my stepsister in tow and the next hour was spent explaining how much trouble she was in and how they found her in "the owner's room." This obviously meant Erik's room.
Long story with that was everything turned out fine and my stepsister had to do some community service. But I can't still help but think that that girl I slept with might have been my stepsister. It would explain how she was in the same room as me and why my friend Erik smiled when he sent me up there. I still think it wasn't and when her baby gets delivered in two months I hope it looks nothing like me if it was her, but if it does I'm in deep shit. What do I do 4chan? What do I do?!?!?!?!?!?!!