Q&A

You know what a nigger be? He be a man with a dick in his ear.
You know what a faggot be? He be a man with a dick in his ass.
Nigger.
Faggot.

What is the true ratio of ears to dicks, as averaged across the entire population of the world?  It isn't 2, or 2.000, or 2.000000.  It's probably:

1.9999
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0.999999

... which is 1.999901.