Need a new do-nothing job..

Any suggestions? what's the most do nothing thing I can get paid for?










lol

Fake a mental illness. My shrink is a lunatic who has claimed I have autism and later schizophrenia (both are bullshit) so now I'm on disability. I get 900€ from the government every month and all I have to do is see their doctor (not a shrink, so he'll believe anything my shrink writes down) once ever 3-4 years. lol