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You: before u ask, i'm a guy
Stranger: ok haha im a grl
You: of course u are
Stranger: where u from
You: romania
Stranger: whats that mean of course u r
You: all the trolls here pose as girls
You: the truth is, there are no women on the internet
You: because they are all in the kitchen
Stranger: okk thats not true
You: sure is
Stranger: maybe in Romania but not in the US
You: OMG, u insulted my country
You: my romanian soul bleeeds
Stranger: u insulted my gender
You: hahahaha :)))
You: cough*
You: I would like to apologise for that
Stranger: thamks apology accepted
You: But u should know, maby we could become friends some day, but I will never trust anything that bleeds for 3 days and doesn't die
Stranger: r u gay
You: is that a queestion?
You: is that a sentence?
Stranger: yess
Stranger: ques
You: ?
You: u are making no sense
You: ques?
Stranger: question
You: oh...
You: i think i am bisexual
You: u?
Stranger: very straight
You: ever thought about having a special pillow fight with your friends?
You: not even secretly?
Stranger: no lol
Stranger: do u?
You: do I what?
You: the pillow fight?
Stranger: yes
You: NO WAY that is very gay
Stranger: well u said u r bi whats the diff
You: what?
You: oh...
Stranger: how old r u
You: yes, sex with men... maby, i'm open minded, but not a pillow fight
You: 23
You: u?
Stranger: 20
Stranger: why would u want to be w a guy... u r a guy
Stranger: thats so weid
Stranger: weird
You: U are cristian right?
You: christian
Stranger: yess r u?
You: atheist of course
Stranger: i kno some "gay" people who r Christians
You: so...
You: i know some atheists who are straight
You: what's your point
Stranger: cool well u said of course so i thought u meant bc u r gay u would have to be atheist
You: HAHAHA.... tipicaly christian....already catalogued me as gay.... i said i thought i was bi
You: all i said is that i'm open minded
Stranger: whatever same thing
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Stranger: hi
You: May I ask you something?
Stranger: sure
You: Why, Mr. Anderson? Why, why, why? Why do you do it? Why, why get up? Why keep fighting? Do you believe you’re fighting for something, for more than your survival? Can you tell me what it is, do you even know? Is it freedom, or truth, perhaps peace, could it be for love? Illusions, Mr. Anderson, vagaries of perception. Temporary constructs of a feeble human intellect trying desperately to justify an existence that is without meaning or purpose! And all of them as artificial as the matrix itself, although only a human mind could invent something as insipid as love. You must be able to see it Mr. Anderson, you must know it by now. You can’t win, it’s pointless to keep fighting! Why, Mr. Anderson, why? Why do you persist?
Stranger: ha
You: Why do you persist?
Stranger: show me ur cock and i will tell u ;)
You: Why I have to show you my cock? Is it because you are horny or just to joke.
You: Perhaps for the lulz.
Stranger: horny and im curious as too how big u r
You: Illusions, Mr. Anderson.
You: Vagaries of penis perception.

>>5
Fuck off, spammer.

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Stranger: hey!
You: heyyy!!
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You: wassup?
Stranger: that's nifty.
Stranger: what are you up to?
You: what is?
You: :o
You: ?
You: hello?
Stranger: oh nothing.
Stranger: what's up?
You: nothin much :)
You: just workin on my 6pac
You: well i was :o
Stranger: haha why?
You: to look hoot
You: why els? :]
Stranger: alright..
Stranger: well guess what.
You: what?
Stranger: apparently you're a sex offender.
Stranger: haha.
You: ermmm...ok?
Stranger: thats what omegle says!
You: ermmm
Stranger: don't ask me,
You: are u on crack?
Stranger: no there's a message you can't see saying your a registered sex offender. not even lieing.
You: wow i only touched her once
You: an they didnt even convict me fuck you!
Stranger: sorry?
Stranger: i don't care.
You: FUCKING BULLSHIT
Stranger: ah okay?
Stranger: im not the one freaking out.
You: SHE CONSENTED

You: FUCKING BULLSHIT!!!!
You: AND NOW EVERYONE KONWS IM A PEDOPHILE
You: FUCKING BULSHIT
Stranger: haha.
You: I JUST WANT TO FUCKING START OVER
You: FUCKING BULLSHIT
Stranger: wait, are you joking or serious?
You: fuck you i bet youre working with the FBI
You: trying to fucking entrap me
Stranger: okay...
Stranger: i'm not...
You: OH ILL FUCKING SUE ENTRAPMENT IS AGAINST THE LAW!
Stranger: JESUS!
Stranger: i can't even tell if your joking or not
You: YEAH FUCK YOU FBI I KNOW UR WATCHING!
You: HAHAH FUCK YOU!!!!!!! IM ON TO YOU!
Stranger: i'm not the fbi!!!
Stranger: ahhh!!!!
You: LOLOLOL THEN I BET YOUR GOING TO SEND ME A LINK TO CHILD PORN

Stranger: calm down!!
You: AND WHEN I FUCKING OPEN IT ILL GET ARRESTED!!!!
Stranger: no!!
You: FUCK THAT
You: i cant believe they fucking did this to me!
You: she was 14 who fucking cares?
Stranger: what happened?
You: only a 6 year difference fuck that
You: SHE CONSENTED TO HAVING SEX
You: THATS ALL THAT MATTERS
Stranger: how old were you?
You: this happened 3 months ago
You: BUT YOU ALREADY FUCKING KNOW THAT
Stranger: did you go to jail or something?
You: youre just fucking mad that your reputation as an agency took a blow!
Stranger: noppeee.
You: noope courts drop charges but added it to my record and now I CANT FUCKING GET A JOB AND YOU KNOW THAT AND YOU WANT TO SEND ME TO JAIL!!!
Stranger: i'm 16 i don't even work.
You: FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Stranger: your fun to talk to.
Stranger: 'I LIKE YOU!
You: how am I a fucking pedophile when she wanted it?
Stranger: your not.
You: who fucking cares if i was 20 and she was 14?
You: WHO FUCKING CARES IF I SODOMIZED HER?!?
Stranger: i don't/
You: YEAH YOU DO
Stranger: nope.
You: UR TRYING TO FIND SOME DIRT ON ME
Stranger: i really don't!
You: AND THROW ME INTO FUCKING JAIL!!!!
Stranger: nope i'm not!
Stranger: your paranoid.
You: HAHAHA IM ON TO YOOOOUUU
Stranger: you're crazy!
Stranger: but fun to talk to.
You: lol you're on MTV Pranked
You: There's a hidden camera there and there's a hidden camera there!
You: You're on MTV baby!
Stranger: HA. HA. HA.
Stranger: your funny/
You: But I really am a sex offender :)
Stranger: are you really?
You: I apparently "raped" a coworker a few years ago
You: I had to go to jail for 3 years :(
Stranger: but you didn't actually rape them did you?
You: ermmm
You: i gave her ecstasy and tied her up
You: she agreed to taking the pill
You: hello? you there?
Stranger: did she file charges or something?
You: yeah fuck that
You: so now everyone knows im a sex offender
Stranger: oh i thought that message was a joke. haha
You: it wasn't my /b/rother :(
You: i cant believe they'd do that to me :9
Stranger: well, yeah. sorry that happened to you.
You: lol kidding
You: :P
You: you're on 4chan :)
Stranger: what's that?

Stranger: then lets do what u want
You: what?
Stranger: any thing
Stranger: i can make u feel good
You: you pevert
You: can you not get a girlfriend?
You: goodbye
Stranger: noo
Stranger: just a minute
You: ook
Stranger: i did not mean that
You: ok
Stranger: u r taking it in a wrong way
You: ok
Stranger: and i m not a pervert
You: right
You: but you are a borevert XD
You: lol
Stranger: why did u call me pervert
You: goodbye
Stranger: thats what u think
You: thats what i know
You: XD
Stranger: but i m not a boring person
You: SURE
Stranger: not at all
You: i believe you

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You: please
You: don't be from india
You: dont be a 19 m hory
Stranger: hi
You: *horny
You: and dont ask for noooodz
Stranger: ok m from india bt no horny by d way wat problem do u hav from india
Stranger: nd wats noods..?
You: you guys can't spell.
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hello

You: In west Philadelphia born and raised
Stranger: ok
Stranger: kooll
Stranger: name?
Stranger: age?
Stranger: sex?
You: On the playground was where I spent most of my days
You: Chillin’ out maxin’ relaxin’ all cool
You: And all shootin some b-ball outside of school
Stranger: location?
You: When a couple of guys
You: Who were up to no good
You: Startin making trouble in my neighborhood
You: I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
Stranger: m/f
Stranger: ?
You: She said ‘You’re movin’ with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air’
You: I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suite case and sent me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my walkman on and said, ‘I might as well kick it’.
You: First class, yo this is bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like?
Hmmmmm this might be alright.
You: But wait, I hear the prissy, booze, whine, all that
Is this the type of place that they should send this cool cat?
I don’t think so
I’ll see when I get there
I hope they’re prepared for the prince of Bel-Air
You: Well uh, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
I ain’t trying to get arrested yet.
I just got here!
I sprang with the quickness, like lightening disappeared
You: I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I can say is that this cab was rare
But I thought ‘Man forget it’ - ‘Yo home to Bel Air’
You: I pulled up to the house about seven or eight
And I yelled to the cabbie ‘Yo homes smell ya later’
I looked to my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air
Stranger: hello
Stranger: nice story
Stranger: r u there?
You: Can you wop...?
You: i love wopping
You: do you
You: wait
Stranger: wop?
You: are you cool
You: because im cool as an ice cube
You: yo
You: doggy
You: g
You: man
You: whats up
You: you chill?
You: i like you
You: not!
You: jk
You: idk
You: i have multiple personalities sometimes
You: what?!
You: who said that??
You: freal!
You: shut up!
You: no youuuu.
You: i hate you
You: <33333333333333
Stranger: so wats ur name?
You: becca
You: no
You: janelle
You: no
You: taylor
You: no frank!
You: no thats a guys name
You: jk
You: idk
Stranger: your real name?
Stranger: ok
Stranger: plz
You: my real name???
Stranger: yea
You: smitty werbenjagermanjensen
You: :)
You: he was number 1!!!
Stranger: wow
You: I want my soda drinking hat back please!
Stranger: nice name?

You: ahhh!!!!!!!!!!!
You: A FLYING SHOPPING LIST!
Stranger: hello
Stranger: byeeee
You: whats your name??
Stranger: farnaaz
You: oh cool
You: you like my name?
You: its awesome i know
You: because he was number 1!!!
Stranger: yea
You: he was my idol
Stranger: it is
You: so dont hate
You: and
You: he had this awesome hat
Stranger: how old r u?
You: a soda drinking hat!
You: 35498348
You: that old enough for you?
You: orrrr
You: -456787654
You: that young enough?
You: :D
You: HE WAS NUMBER 1!!!!
Stranger: who was # 1?
You: smitty werbenjagermanjensen
Stranger: i jus dont get it?
You: HE WAS NUMBER 1!!!!!!!
Stranger: ok
Stranger: where u 4rm?
You: BIKINI BOTTOM....
Stranger: lol
You: whats so funny?
You: HE WAS NUMBER 1!
Stranger: heheheheehhee
You: Hey you there!
You: I got a question
You: is mayonnaise an instrument?
Stranger: yea im here
Stranger: no
You: I have a story
You: Its called the ugly barnacle
Stranger: ok
Stranger: tell me
You: once there was an ugly barnacle
You: he was so ugly
You: that everyone died
You: the end.
Stranger: heheheheheh
Stranger: lol
Stranger: lmaoo
Stranger: hahahah
You: he was number 1!!!!!!!!1
Stranger: male of femal?
Stranger: female?
You: BOTH.
You: jk
You: idk?
You: yes i do
You: i lied
You: hahah
Stranger: hahahahah
You: im a martian
You: jk
You: im a fish
Stranger: heheheh
You: or a sponge?
You: or a squid!
You: or a crab
You: idk
You: but i am smitty werbenjagermanjensen.
Stranger: lol
You: and its sweeeeet sweeeeet sweet victory!
You: YEAH!
Stranger: r u okay
Stranger: ?
You: idk
You: like truly
You: who are you
You: GUESS WHAT?!?!?
Stranger: u dont seems to be
You: IM A GOOFY GOOBER!!!!
You: WE'RE ALL GOOFY GOOBERS!!!!
You: THEN I SAY THANKS
You: THANK YOU VERY MUCH
Stranger: ok i have to go
You: IM A GOOFY GOOBER
You: BYE I LOVE YOU
You: JK
You: I HATE YOU
You: NO I LOVE YOU
You: :)
Stranger: byeee and take care
You: YOU TOO AND BE THAT GOOFY GOOBER
Stranger: do u have AN EMAIL ADRESS
You: IM FREE!!!!!
You: Uhm, if I give it to you can you give me my hat back?
You: its rare
Stranger: wat black hat?
You: my name is spongebob!!!
You: jk its
You: smitty werbenjagermanjensen
Stranger: i dont have ur black hat
You: because im cool.
You: its white!!!!
You: like me
You: jk
You: im yellow
You: or pink
You: idk
Stranger: byeeeeeeee
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You: hi
Stranger: hiu
You: Im average Joe
Stranger: hi
You: asl?
Stranger: f uk 18
You: 18 m usa
You: wanna cam?
Stranger: nope, its jine
Stranger: fine
You: but i want to have sex.
Stranger: kkkkkkk but we wont be with each other
You: ok
You: lets go
Stranger: were?
Stranger: oh
Stranger: u start
You: OOOOHHHH
You: YEEEEESSSSSSSS
You: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
You: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH
You: YEAAAAAAAAAHHH!
You: AAAAAAAAAAAHHH
You: YEEEEEEEEEEEESSS
You: YEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS YEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS
You: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
You: OHHHHHHHHH YEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
You: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
You: UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHH
Stranger: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGG! :P
You: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Stranger: jk
You: now u.
Stranger: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FEEELS SOOOOOOO GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDD!
Stranger: AJHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
You: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
Stranger: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Stranger: haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
You: YEEEEESSSSSSSSS!
Stranger: OH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: OOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Stranger: feels realllll goooood
You: YYYEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!
Stranger: kay now more detail
You: hm, i doubt that more detail is possible to achieve.
Stranger: welll
Stranger: here is an example
Stranger: u are touching my boob and.... well things like that
You: o k
You: I touch your boob.
You: YEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
You: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!
You: YEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS!
You: OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
You: YYYYEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!
Stranger: k this is really stupid bye
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>>88
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

If this post ends in 0, the text boards are for faggots

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Stranger: Hey!
Stranger: It's u!
You: Stand by my side, my brother!
Stranger: Remember me??
You: The Core forces are rallying for their last stand
Stranger: U kno
Stranger: Last night
You: we must Engage them immidiatly
Stranger: Upstairs...
You: There is no time for gossip!
Stranger: I took u under the covers
You: ARM FORCES, MOBILIZE!
Stranger: And turned off the lights
You: ANNIHILATE THE VERY LAST REMNANTS OF CORE!
Stranger: Then I showed u my
Stranger: BRAND BEW GLOW STICK
You: DEFEAT THE PLAGUE THAT HAS SHATTERED THE UNIVERSE FOR SO MANY YEARS!
You: THEIR DEFEAT IS ASSURED!
You: CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Stranger: It was a nice glow stick
You: *kaazzzmmm kaazzzzmmmm*
You: *bepebepbepbepbep*
You: *kaatschoOOoommm*
You: *pschrtschrhhtthshchchhhhhhhhhhh*
You: *wooooOOoshhh*
You: *Tzchum tzchum tzchum*
You: *bschdrsochschoschchchhhh*
Stranger: Fuck u
You: *dufdfudfudfudfufdufudfufdudfufdufudfu*
Stranger: And ur damn forces
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You: truly abusive 22/m/us looking for a girl to beat up/degrade online. I'm willing to rape you financially as well.
Stranger: oh rly?
You: Yes, really.
You: Basically, it's like this,
You: "WOULD YOU LIKE MY COCK PULSING IN YOUR ASS?"
You: But in Russian.
You: You know, for drama.
Stranger: LMFAO
Stranger: Props son.
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Stranger: say this while you are jerking off, it will make the cum very intense

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Thaw and resolve itself into a dew!
Or that the Everlasting had not fix'd
His canon 'gainst self-slaughter! O God! God!
How weary, stale, flat and unprofitable,
Seem to me all the uses of this world!

You: lol

Stranger: lol

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>>119
Dude, what the FUCK