I got tell yer this site sucks. Man what bunch of nerdy kids you are. I can see why this site sucks so much and BTW I dont usaully go on this site its only cuz I have heard of the total gayness of it. Well anyway I just have to say that you would not want to meet me. Sure I may not look like a murderer but hey if I know that someone I saw in the street was one of you? I swear to god I will rape that fucker and bite his throat out and gorge his eyes out with my thumbs. I will make him comit a sin so he shall go to hell and then when I die I WILL GO TO HELL AND FUCKING TOTURE HIM FOREVER! AND EVER! AND EVER! AND EVER!
I dont give a fucking shit about you racist, retarded annoying Gimps and I dont think half the world would want you to live. You have a choice of being between a friend and an asshole yet you have made the CHOICE CLEARLY THEN I WILL TAKE ACTION BECAUSE IN MY HOUSE, MY LIFE, MY WORLD! I KNOW WHO DESERVES TO LIVE! AND WHO DESERVES TO FUCKING SUFFER FOREVER!
But TBH this place is really fucking sad if you have to ask a smart mans opinion. Also I feel that you guys are a little to stupid to think and understand when you have been insulted and know that your wrong yet you continue to act like children. So I will not look back on this post to see you cocky, childish humour which only you fuckers only find funny. When your funeral comes. I will praise the day and thank the lord for destroying a plague.
lol that was funny wasent it? ha ha ha? get it? its just so funny
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Anonymous2009-05-21 18:13
tl;dr, wall of text, etc
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Anonymous2009-05-21 18:29
Let me interject for a moment. What you call your operating system is not just an operating system. It is the primary way that perverts out there take advantage of children. Let me tell you the story.
Back in the early days of computers, my friends and I used to draw text porn. My friend Bill drew the infamous ASCII horsecock I am sure you have seen. One day, he figured out how to upload photos and videos on our computers. We jacked off to his porn day in and day out for months.
You may have heard of Steve Jobs and Bill Gates, but little did you know we were close friends once. Bill and I kicked Steve out after he came onto us, and I told Bill to fuck off when decided to start selling his work. Anyways, before that happened, we decided to visit our other friend Bill at his cabin in upstate New York. When we entered his cabin, he was masturbating to videos of us masturbating to the porn he had given us. We were so mad ( except for Steve of course) we tried to kill him. He then stood up and said " I, Bill Murray, will not die to the hands of a bunch of nerds like you. No one will believe you anyways" and disappeared.
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Anonymous2009-05-22 2:16
CHONG: Who is it?
CHEECH: It's me, Dave. Open up, man, I got the stuff.
(More knocks)
CHONG: Who is it?
CHEECH: It's me, Dave, man. Open up, I got the stuff.
CHONG: Who?
CHEECH: It's, Dave, man. Open up, I think the cops saw me come in here.
(More knocks)
CHONG: Who is it?
CHEECH: It's, Dave, man. Will you open up, I got the stuff with me.
CHONG: Who?
CHEECH: Dave, man. Open up.
CHONG: Dave?
CHEECH: Yeah, Dave. C'mon, man, open up, I think the cops saw me.
CHONG: Dave's not here.
CHEECH: No, man, I'm Dave, man.
(Sharp knocks at the door)
CHEECH: Hey, c'mon, man.
CHONG: Who is it?
CHEECH: It's Dave, man. Will you open up? I got the stuff with me.
CHONG: Who?
CHEECH: Dave, man. Open up.
CHONG: Dave?
CHEECH: Yeah, Dave.
CHONG: Dave's not here.
CHEECH: What the hell? No, man, I am Dave, man. Will you...
(More knocks)
CHEECH: C'mon! Open up the door, will you? I got the stuff with me, I think the cops
saw me.
CHONG: Who is it?
CHEECH: Oh, what the hell is it...c'mon. Open up the door! It's Dave!
CHONG: Who?
CHEECH: Dave! D-A-V-E! Will you open up the goddam door!
CHONG: Dave?
CHEECH: Yeah, Dave!
CHONG: Dave?
CHEECH: Right, man. Dave. Now will you open up the door?
CHONG: Dave's not here.
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Anonymous2009-05-22 2:48
>>1
Eh, had much potential. You posted a name and e-mail address, said e-mail address is registered with a common free provider, in this case being @hotmail.com so you get bonus points for that.
Some grammatical and spelling errors, incorrect usage of your/you're, which is very good. Use of ALL CAPS in some sections definitely, definitely good.
The idea that this site is populated with "nerds", also nice. Racists are also abundant on here, but this site also carries a sizable portion of liberal and non-bigoted individuals as well, however I'll give you credit.
Only thing that lacks is in your delivery, something about it when read just makes one feel more annoyed than raged; yet finds it humorous all at the same time. I'd like to give a higher score, but I'm going to say 5/10, just needs a little more work.