TEST: Are you an animal?

Although we are essentially animals, the human being has evolved into a much more intelligent and civilized human being. So what separates the thinking of a human being from the understanding of a dog or a cat? Let's find out the fun way:

Are you a person with actual human value, or are you just an animal with the ability to talk?
Let's find out, shall we?

Just answer these four questions:



Question 1:

I am able to comprehend and value a persons intention.

Example: If someone wants to go out and eat at a good restaurant, but when we arrive there we find that the restaurant has burned down and we get mugged soon after, I am able to understand that this was not what this person intended, and will still be able to appreciate this person for his attempt, although the outcome was bad.

- Yes (+1 human value)
- No



Question 2:

I am able to understand a situation objectively, without emotional involvement.
Example: I understand that a person that I despise can still possess qualities and honestly do constructive things.

- Yes (+1 human value)
- No



Question 3:

I am able to think, evaluate things, and behave independently, instead of mimicing the values, opinions and behavior of my surroundings. To be normal is not a virtue to me.

- Yes (+1 human value)
- No



Question 4:

I choose my intimate partners according to their inner qualities instead of their physical appearance.
Example: I'd rather choose someone that I know is a reasonable person and a good future parent for a partner, than someone who looks good and says the right things, but might end up beating up my future kids.

- Yes (+1 human value)
- No




When you've done the test, summarize your score and look below:

4 points human value - You are a person worthy of compassion and respect befitting a human being.
3-1 - You are some type of wicked half-breed between a woman and a man, possibly a retard.
0 points of human value - You are a woman.

Yeah, women are worthless. All my mates at the men's bathhouse agree.