this is your reality, the way the world is

A subhuman race of Angelspawn Giants (the Nephilim) rule the earth, constantly attempting to blow a hole in the Van Allen belt to allow Satan (who rides a planet called Nibiru through space) to invade using magic flying saucers. Flying Saucers have visited us before and built the Pyramids as landing pads for themselves. Proof of this is found literally EVERYWHERE there is a circle or some lines, as these represent the illuminati and their evil Satan giants.

For some reason reading this in Terminal style makes it sound cooler

Are you one of those crazy conspiracy theorist OP?

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felchard

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PROTIP: This "God" and "Satan" stuff is just make-believe.  Real adults believe in things which really exist, not that infantile mythical SHIT.

What is this the year of the troll in China or something?

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likes to get drilled in the chocolate socket by large pork pipes

No, you've got it all so wrong. The Germans from the centre of the earth are working with the Russian mafia to steal the sun and summon the dark lord Kevin. Kevin will arise from his lair in Dorset and cleanse the world of gluten.