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Imagine a giant pen­is flying towards your mouth, and there's nothing you can do about it. And you're like "Oh man, I'm gonna have to suck this thing", and you brace yourself to suck this giant pen­is. But then, at the last moment, it changes trajectory and hits you in the eye. You think to yourself "Well, at least I got that out of the way", but then the giant pen­is rears back and stabs your eye again, and again, and again. Eventually, this giant pen­is is penetrating your gray matter, and you begin to lose control of your motor skills. That's when the giant pen­is slaps you across the cheek, causing you to fall out of your chair. Unable to move and at your most vulnerable, the giant pen­is finally lodges itself in your anus, where it rests uncomfortably for 4, maybe 5 hours. That's what talking to MILKRIBS feel like.

And I'm serious here, that guy cannot focus, cannot calm down, and ignores half of the things you say.