getting hair cut by gay dude

So, you're getting your hair cut, and you hear him talking, and you realize, "I'm getting my hair cut by a gay dude."  You spend the rest of the time thinking about looking like a fag when you leave the barber shop, a poofy fluff of hair smelling of coconut mouse.

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Because you get anus raped afterwards? Good thing I don't have an anus or your gay penis would rape me, too.