They want to have a kid. But neither of them could get pregnant. So the want the doctor to do invitro fertilization or whatever the hell they do. The doctor tries to explain, but they won't hear any of it. So the doc says, FINE. And proceeds to get them pregnant in their colon.
Two fags decide they want a baby. So they jack off in a cup, use the sperm to get a lady friend of theirs pregnant. Nine months later they go to the hospital. They see all the babies in the nursery. "Look," they say, "Our baby's the sweetest one. He's not even cryin' at all!". "Now he's not crying," the nurse says, "Just wait till we get the pacifier out of his ass."