Keannu Reeves & Taylor Hanson

Keannu Reeves as Ted Theodore Logan . . . and Taylor as himself. Cool hippies?

I think so and I wanna manwich between 'em. Somehow they've got that cool AC/DC Hell's Angels kinda vibe that makes 'em all right.

Heh. Doubt you'd catch 'em dead at a Dead show.

It's easy to compare these cool hippies to fat, man-boobed, hairy Jew stains that the average Deadhead is. How can anyone not see how the Hell's Angels/punk rock edge is superior to that Communist hippie SHIT??

The mission to erase the word "hippie" from the dictionairy continues. "Squatter" should be the new slang for hipster.

Keannu Reeves can't act, he's himself in every movie he's every tried to act in, same thing goes for Nicolas Cage.

Shit actors mayne