Do you even see women as people?

I don't. They're just a means to release the tension in my loins. That's all I'm every thinking about when I'm around them or forced to interact with them.

Maybe if they actually started putting out for average guys, I could get past the sex part and actually see them as people. I guess I'll never know.

"Also, women take care of gossip and drama."

Thank God for that. What would we do without women taking care of the gossip and the drama and the bitching and the soap-opera mindgames? Society would cave in if it weren't for you superheroines.


"There's a soulmate out there for everyone; you just haven't found that person yet."

I'm an Aquarius. What star sign are you? Are you a Saggitarius? Maybe you're my soulmate? Teehee! Excuse me while I frolic through the tulips with Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny wearing the pink tutu of happyland wonders.