Nipple conundrum

I'm into the whole tight polo shirt thing, y'know, brah threads.  But unfortunately, my nipples are kind of large.  They're always bulging out, even when I wear an undershirt.  So my question is, is it queer if I tape them back?  Or stuff some toilet paper in my under shirt?

Funny, I have a nigger conundrum in my neighborhood.  All the niggers be blastin their rap music and doing other nigger shit.  Is it racist if I want to lynch them?