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Should I have sex with a fat girl?

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-19 2:17

I'm in my mid 20s and embarrassed to still be a virgin, but recently I met a girl, quite a large girl though.

She's not really looking for a relationship, but she likes sex a lot, and she's happy to do it with me. Multiple times actually, she's willing to meet often, and just get together exploring new sexual fantasys. One way to put it, she's willing to just be a friend with benefits.

But I'm hesitant, because...I admit I'm a little shallow, and I don't know how physically attracted to her I am, but she is a nice girl, and she's really willing to make me comfortable, and try to satisfy all my sexual desires. (besides being thin) Honestly, she's not even a cute chubby, she is quite large.

I'm not sure if I should go through with it, or save it. advice please??

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-19 2:23

You know your life sucks when you think about losing your virginity to a fat slut

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-19 2:26

you're probably right, i just assumed people on here could relate, because if their lives didn't suck, why would they be on 4chan?

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-19 2:33

hahahahahahahahaha WIN

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-19 3:07

i still dont know if i should

Name: RedCream 2009-03-19 3:57

SEX
THE
FAT

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-19 4:51

>>5
Don't do it you fucking retard.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-19 5:27

>>7
QFT.

YOU won't like tits fagboy.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-19 5:41


LURK MORE OR GTFO

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-19 5:48

God you sound like a typical homo virgin >>1. Just fuck the tubby and be done with it. She may be a whale but sex with a whale is still sex.

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-03-19 6:06

>>1
Bro, go get that p00n, best your ass will ever get!

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-19 6:19

>>10
>>11
stfu retard. It's a stupid idea and he won't enjoy it.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-19 6:24

Thanks >>1! I made your post into a so-so troll in /r9k/.

Will copy pasta again!

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-03-19 6:26

>>12
VIRGIN

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-19 6:42

>>14
uh huh... Enjoy your chubby chasing then redcream.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-19 7:22

Bravo!

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-19 7:25

I like to have sex with chubby girls. Much nicer to fuck actually, especially doggy.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-19 13:38

of course not

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-19 20:59

If you're alone with her and you have nothing better to do (i.e. fap), then have sex with her.  But if you've got other immediate prospects (another hotter girl who also wants to do you), save your cum for the hotter girl.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-19 21:43

>>19
Yea, great advice, cuz everyone knows how he has a limited supply of cum. FUCK THAT!! Fuck that fat bitch! But, don't fuck her (or any girl for that matter) more than once. Thats just gross. And a special case for fat bitches: wear a rubber. Its cool to get some bitch pregnanant and never see her again, but don't let no fat bitch raise your kid. She'll get them fat!

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-19 22:29

>>20

when I was 15 I got a fat girl pregnant and I had my Daddy put a restraining order on her just so she could keep the kid and I never saw the girl or my kid again.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-20 0:13

>>21
Your dad is awesome. Tell him I said that.

Name: RedCream 2009-03-20 2:02


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Name: RedCream 2009-03-20 2:23

>>23
Cloan. I would never encourage sex with disgusting fatblobs.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-20 5:37

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GREEEEEEN

WEED SHOULD BE LEGAL

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-20 5:37

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4:20 HOMEY

WEED SHOULD BE LEGAL

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-20 5:37

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4:20 HOMEY

WEED SHOULD BE LEGAL

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-20 5:37

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4:20 HOMEY

WEED SHOULD BE LEGAL

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-20 5:37

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HOLY SHIT I LOVE ICECREAM

WEED SHOULD BE LEGAL

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-20 5:38

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GREEEEEEN

WEED SHOULD BE LEGAL

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-20 5:38

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HOLY SHIT I LOVE ICECREAM

WEED SHOULD BE LEGAL

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-20 5:38

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THE NEED FOR WEED

WEED SHOULD BE LEGAL

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-20 5:38

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THE NEED FOR WEED

WEED SHOULD BE LEGAL

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-20 8:09

I can't fucking believe this. Judging by the spam, the moderator reaction to the weed spam was to ban phrases, so all he needs to do is change them once in awhile (keeping the last one the same, in hopes that mods are stupid enough to ban that phrase as well). How about, I don't know, tracking the ID of these attacks instead?

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-20 11:15

>>34
What do you mean by ID?

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-03-20 11:33

>>35
I think he means the ID's that used to be here, look at an old thread for example http://dis.4chan.org/read/lounge/1172318544
Maybe i'm wrong though?

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-20 11:54

>>36
Well, of course you are wrong. Besides that ID is just a hash of the IP address and date.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-20 11:56

>>35
Trying to sabotage a board with spam has to count as some kind of mass harassment, meaning the mods can safely ignore his anonymity and block anything that stands between 4chan and the spammers home adress.

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-03-20 12:11

>>37
If i'm wrong then what is right?

Name: RedCream 2009-03-20 13:24

Ahem.  In order to have "sex with a fat girl", you must SEX THE FAT.
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