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What if Jesus was adopted?

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-13 23:17

Wouldn't that just be mind blowing? Think of the implications!

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-13 23:49

What if Jesus asked you to suck him off.  Would you do it?  WOULD YOU DO IT?

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-14 0:06

Maybe if Jesus as a chick.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-14 9:47

what if he was your adopted sister and he asked you to suck him off? what would you so then?

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-03-14 10:06

>>1
What if you were a FAG, wouldn't that just be mind blowing? Think of the implications!

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-14 10:19

Who gives a shit if some filthy mexican was adopted or not?

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-03-14 10:21

>>6
He's revering to Jesus of Nazareth, dummy!!!

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-14 10:29

The Romans should have exterminated the Jews, then we wouldn't have shit like christianity or islam.

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-03-14 10:39

>>8
And? We would just have some other religion just as worst probably! The masses need there sky daddy!

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-14 10:45

>>9
Personally I would rather be ruled by Wodan, Jupiter, Ahura Mazda or Ra than that christian asshole. How can jesus be god AND the son of god? It doesn't make sense!

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-03-14 10:52

>>10
Go ask a pastor these questions, I don't know??? There must be a church near you son!

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-14 12:08

>>7
You can revere Jesus of Nazareth all you like, in private!

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-14 14:00

What if Jesus got a shave and haircut and a real job?

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-14 14:58

What if Jesus was real?

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-14 15:22

What if Jesus was STANDING BEHIND YOU RIGHT NOW!!!

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-14 15:47

>>15
It would probably hurt when he falls on me, that's a pretty narrow place to try standing.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-14 19:39

>>16
It's Jesus. He once fed the entire human race on a herring and some crumbs. He can pull off anything.

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-03-14 20:08

GG Allin = Jesus Christ

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-14 21:35

what if jesus showed up at yoursc hool wth a gun and shot your best friend?

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-15 8:24

>>19
I'd repent my sins. ...fast.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-15 9:16

I think seeing as Jesus came directly out of Mary's womb that OP's question is an open and shut case

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-15 10:34

Mary had a little Jesus,
little Jesus, little Jesus,
Mary had a little Jesus,
whose fleece was white as snow.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-15 13:58

JESUS WAS A JEW, MINDFUCK

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-15 15:42

What if Jesus was actually a holy being?

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-03-15 16:40

>>23
This is a well known fact....
>>24
TROLLS TROLLING TROLLS

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-15 16:43

>>25
Hello RedCream. Yes it's true that Jesus was a Jew.

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-03-15 16:45

>>26
Screw off QUEER, i'm not RedCream!!!!!!!

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-15 17:06

>>27
How come you vehemently deny it every time you get accused of being RedCream? That must mean it is true that you and him are the same person using different aliases.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-15 17:51

>>28
Is it aliases, aliaii or alianus?

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-15 17:55

>>29
Don't toy with me, RedCream.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-15 18:44

Jesus is long dead. My great Jewish ancestors nailed him up and left him to die. End of Jesusfag thread.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-15 19:32

>>31
RedCream is gay lawl

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-16 4:53

I need to tell you somethin', Marijuana MUST be legalized.

You're all going to protest now.
I don't care who you are, but you're fucking protesting
for the legalization of Marijuana.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-16 4:55

I need to tell you somethin', Marijuana MUST be legalized.

You're all going to protest now.
I don't care who you are, but you're fucking protesting
for the legalization of Marijuana.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-16 4:56

Sup guys, Marijuana MUST be legalized.

You're all going to protest now.
I don't care who you are, but you're fucking protesting
for the legalization of Marijuana.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-16 4:57

Praise Allah. No seriously, Marijuana MUST be legalized.

You're all going to protest now.
I don't care who you are, but you're fucking protesting
for the legalization of Marijuana.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-16 4:58

Listen up, Marijuana MUST be legalized.

You're all going to protest now.
I don't care who you are, but you're fucking protesting
for the legalization of Marijuana.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-16 4:59

Listen up, Marijuana MUST be legalized.

You're all going to protest now.
I don't care who you are, but you're fucking protesting
for the legalization of Marijuana.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-16 9:36

Bumping thread of actual quality past mariuana flood.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-16 12:17

wat

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