Name: Anonymous 2009-03-12 21:29
So I was walking on campus and I noticed these three losers really hyped up about something. While I was passing them by I overheard some of their conversation.
"Yo bro you gotta try this new Taco Bell Spicy Chicken Burrito. Its hot as fuck."
"Not as hot as your mom bro!" (They must have been freshmen).
"Shut up fag and try some then queer".
So for some reason the guy that was gonna try some had his eyes closed and wanted the other guy to feed it to him. The guy got on his knees with his face forward and tongue out waiting for what he expected to be a Taco Bell burrito. If that wasn't weird enough his friend that just finished calling him a queer whipped out his cock and placed it gently on the tip of his tongue. At this point I stopped just casually walking by and glared at what these two queer fucks were doing. The guy with the cock in his mouth didn't bite down for some reason and just wrapped his lips around the guys dong and sliding down his shaft all the while mumbling "Miss Murrifmo if guud". Luckily premature ejaculation set it and the getting his dick sucked shot cum straight down his friends throat and would, I thought, end the whole situation. Or so I thought.
The guy suddenly jumps up onto his legs and yells out "OH SHIT! This SHIT IS HOT!!" and he starts running wildly in circles and flailing his arms around. Now on campus there is this fire hydrant that is always gushing out water. Everyone knows about it, but nobody had ever bothered to turn it off. The pain must have caused the guy to immediately remember this, so he runs over to it, eyes closed, and opens his mouth so he could start gulping down on some cool water. But just as he did so someone finally turned it off, by all chances the moment he finally got over to it, and nothing came out.
Now there was this guy walking his dog on campus and dogs usually stay away from this fire hydrant because they don't want to get wet. Seeing that it was now turned off, the dog immediately runs over to the fire hydrant and lifts his leg up to reveal what must have been easily a 9 inch cock. In doing so the dog's cock smacks the guys face and somehow finds its way into his mouth where the dog finally starts relieving himself. The spicy "food" or whatever the fuck just happened there must have really fucked up the guys taste buds because he just kept gulping it down. The owner thought it was funny and stood back to let it happen until the dog finished. After what seemed like a 2 minute long piss, the dog and owner promptly left and the guy stood up none the wiser.
He must have seen me gawking at him and said, "What the fuck are you looking at fag? See something you like?"
I was fuckin speechless. I couldn't even begin to utter in words what I just saw. So I said nothing.
After seeing that I wasn't going to reply he said, "Take a picture it'll last longer. Get a life loser" and he strutted over to his friend and they both exchanged a butt slap, walked with each others hands in their back pockets, and proceeded to walk to class together. So I must say 4chan I was very shocked at what just happened and realized that I wanted to piss in that guys mouth next. Anyone got any plans to help to get me to do this??
"Yo bro you gotta try this new Taco Bell Spicy Chicken Burrito. Its hot as fuck."
"Not as hot as your mom bro!" (They must have been freshmen).
"Shut up fag and try some then queer".
So for some reason the guy that was gonna try some had his eyes closed and wanted the other guy to feed it to him. The guy got on his knees with his face forward and tongue out waiting for what he expected to be a Taco Bell burrito. If that wasn't weird enough his friend that just finished calling him a queer whipped out his cock and placed it gently on the tip of his tongue. At this point I stopped just casually walking by and glared at what these two queer fucks were doing. The guy with the cock in his mouth didn't bite down for some reason and just wrapped his lips around the guys dong and sliding down his shaft all the while mumbling "Miss Murrifmo if guud". Luckily premature ejaculation set it and the getting his dick sucked shot cum straight down his friends throat and would, I thought, end the whole situation. Or so I thought.
The guy suddenly jumps up onto his legs and yells out "OH SHIT! This SHIT IS HOT!!" and he starts running wildly in circles and flailing his arms around. Now on campus there is this fire hydrant that is always gushing out water. Everyone knows about it, but nobody had ever bothered to turn it off. The pain must have caused the guy to immediately remember this, so he runs over to it, eyes closed, and opens his mouth so he could start gulping down on some cool water. But just as he did so someone finally turned it off, by all chances the moment he finally got over to it, and nothing came out.
Now there was this guy walking his dog on campus and dogs usually stay away from this fire hydrant because they don't want to get wet. Seeing that it was now turned off, the dog immediately runs over to the fire hydrant and lifts his leg up to reveal what must have been easily a 9 inch cock. In doing so the dog's cock smacks the guys face and somehow finds its way into his mouth where the dog finally starts relieving himself. The spicy "food" or whatever the fuck just happened there must have really fucked up the guys taste buds because he just kept gulping it down. The owner thought it was funny and stood back to let it happen until the dog finished. After what seemed like a 2 minute long piss, the dog and owner promptly left and the guy stood up none the wiser.
He must have seen me gawking at him and said, "What the fuck are you looking at fag? See something you like?"
I was fuckin speechless. I couldn't even begin to utter in words what I just saw. So I said nothing.
After seeing that I wasn't going to reply he said, "Take a picture it'll last longer. Get a life loser" and he strutted over to his friend and they both exchanged a butt slap, walked with each others hands in their back pockets, and proceeded to walk to class together. So I must say 4chan I was very shocked at what just happened and realized that I wanted to piss in that guys mouth next. Anyone got any plans to help to get me to do this??