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The red rubber cock

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-12 2:27

I keep a red rubber cock under the seat.  Whenever some asshole gives me attitude on the road, I calmy shake the cock at him.  It's what I do.  One of those things I do now.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-12 3:08

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-12 4:36

I sense RedCream is the OP, just posting as Anonymous.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-12 5:58

cock as in chicken or dildo?

Name: RedCream 2009-03-12 16:46

>>3
Wrong.  I never post anon.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-12 19:42

>>5
then how do you explain THIS!?

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-12 21:03

>>5
>>6
RedCream got a split personality disorder. Not surprising. This one time he was aching for my cock and I let him go down on it. Two hours later he pretended like he never did it. WITH MY JIZZ STILL ON THE SIDE OF HIS MOUTH!!

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-12 21:15

>>7
This sounds legit.

Name: RedCream 2009-03-12 23:22

>>6
then how do you explain THIS!?
this
–pronoun
1.     (used to indicate a person, thing, idea, state, event, time, remark, etc., as present, near, just mentioned or pointed out, supposed to be understood, or by way of emphasis): This is my coat.
2.     (used to indicate one of two or more persons, things, etc., referring to the one nearer in place, time, or thought; opposed to that): This is Liza and that is Amy.
3.     (used to indicate one of two or more persons, things, etc., implying a contrast or contradistinction; opposed to that): I'd take that instead of this.
4.     what is about to follow: Now hear this! Watch this!
–adjective
5.     (used to indicate a person, place, thing, or degree as present, near, just indicated or mentioned, or as well-known or characteristic): These people are my friends. This problem has worried me for a long time.
6.     (used to indicate the nearer in time, place, or thought of two persons, things, etc.; opposed to that).
7.     (used to imply mere contradistinction; opposed to that).
8.     (used in place of an indefinite article for emphasis): I was walking down the street when I heard this explosion.
–adverb
9.     (used with adjectives and adverbs of quantity or extent) to the extent or degree indicated: this far; this softly.
—Idiom
10.     with this, following this; hereupon: With this, he threw down his glass and left the table.

Name: RedCream 2009-03-12 23:23

>>8
No, it sounds fucking INSANE and you LIKE that sort of thing.

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-03-13 5:56

>>1
If I ever meet a fag on the road like you, I would pull them over and beat there punk-ass-bitch behind!

Name: !KE1p0Mc3nA 2009-03-13 6:26

>>11
fail.

Name: !QW4nRBKFZM 2009-03-13 6:26

Name: RedCream 2009-03-13 6:27

>>12
#RedCream
>>13
#redcream

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-13 22:52

who wouldnt want to wave a giant red cock at assohles on the road? i salute you my good man

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-01 22:02

>>11
Such anger issues

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-02 16:30

>>11
And then, one day, the fag on the road had a brick and a sock to defend himself...

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-02 17:00

>>17
ROFL

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