DRINK COCA COLA, HITLER PROBABLY DID
DRINK COCA COLA FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST
DRINK COCA COLA, OUR WAY OF LIFE DEPENDS UPON IT, JESUS
DRINK COCA COLA FOR UNBORN FETUSES
DRINK COCA COLA, IT'LL PUT HAIRS ON YOUR ASS AND HANDS
DRINK COCA COLA AND BE REFRESHED BY A REFRESHING DRINK
DRINK COCA COLA, WHAT COULD HAPPEN, SERIOUSLY WHAT COULD HAPPEN
DRINK COCA COLA FOR THAT REFRESHING TASTE, IT'LL FRESH YA
DRINK COCA COLA, IT WON'T TURN YOUR KID INTO A FAG
DRINK COCA COLA, PEEPEE FREE SINCE 1973 WHEN WE FIRED THAT CHINAMAN