Just can't take Jap rape porn seriously

I would imagine that being porked by 3 inch Asian dicks is more of a nuisance than a traumatic event

I was sitting in the bathtub using the shower nozzle to fill it up when I suddenly realized how great of a fap aid it'd be. Shit felt so good, and then I decided to press it against my asshole. Water shot up my rectum, then feces shot out. Now THAT'S jap rape porn.