Got my dick caught in a mouse trap

Oh, snap!

>>1
Ouch! What did you do dude? Did you cry LOL?

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One time I stepped in a pile of cow excrement
Oh Shit!!!

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One time I had sexual intercourse
I wish!!!

One time I sent out a lot of emails.
I spam!

>>8
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One time I masturbated to a picture of my sister
I did

One time I banged RedCream's mom
LOL