pepper in the apple pie

We call the McDonalds corporate office. We report that we or someone we love ordered food from them. Make it a random meal. At the end, add that they ordered an apple pie. "A big mac meal with large fries, large coke, and an apple pie.". Try to gently pepper in the apple pie. Tell them that you don't know what it was specifically, but you/they ate it all and become violently ill. Coughing up blood, vomiting and the like. We'll get all apple pies across the country pulled out of McDonald's.

TL;DR, Call McDonalds corporate office and pretend an apple pie made you sick.

1-800-244-6227.

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Why don't you go "Try to gently pepper in the apple pie"？