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What the fuck is wrong with me?

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-18 1:11

About three or so weeks ago my buddies and I went to the strip club, one we always go to. They always try to push the private show on us (choose a girl and you get 30 minutes with her in the VIP room, mutual touching, she pretty much lets you do whatever based on her own discretion and of course how much you pay her). I decide to do it because every time we go the only thing we do is get lap dances and throw bills on the stage.

So I pay up and go back with this really cute asian girl. I ask her if she'll let me do anything with her feet because I have a foot fetish. She says I can touch/suck/lick them for $100, and I totally fucking do it. Shit was amazing, never done it before (no girlfriend, etc, but that's not what this is about), loved every bit of it, but eh... a few days ago I start getting sick. Not like cold/flu sick but something entirely different. My hands and parts of my feet get swollen and I start getting bumps/hives on random parts of my body. Elbows, knees, ankles, back of my legs, etc. Pretty much anywhere I scratch will turn red instantly, even if it's just a little.

So I do some research online assuming I'm having an allergic reaction to something, completely ignoring the fact that I just licked a strippers feet not even a month ago. I guess I just didn't wanna admit it due to embarrassment, but I've never had anything like this in my life, and for it to happen a few weeks after licking a strippers feet... yeah, not too coincidental.

I think I have a parasite(s). My symptoms seem to coincide with what I'm seeing online, but I have no idea what to do for it. Supposedly it's easy to get rid of but I don't have a fucking clue. The swelling isn't terribly bad but that's probably because I'm taking prednizone to keep it down, and benadryl for the itching/rashes/hives.

I know I'm fucking stupid for doing what I did but shit, this sucks. If it gets any worse it's going to interfere with work.

I don't have insurance but I suppose I can afford a doctor visit, but I'd like to do this without. Antibiotics are fucking expensive (assuming they're what I need).

So what should I do?
Do I have a parasite? Virus?
How do I/can I get rid of it?

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-18 2:55

lol @ >>2

Name: wild turkey bill 2009-02-18 3:04

yeah, you got something quite shocking. you may just want to goto the doctors, i know /b/ advice isnt always the best, (but fuck its funny! XD ) but you dont wanna get something shocking and die.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-18 3:18

Dude, go to Thailand..  you can satisfy your urges at a fraction of that (minus the plane ticket.) And they usually use protection.

 $100 just to suck her feet?  And catching a disease?  That's fuckin sad..

Name: wild turkey bill 2009-02-18 3:26

hes actually got a point. and asians are always tight, and theyll do anything for what your money is worth over there

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-18 13:04

>>1
go with dr house!

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-18 17:20

>>1
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whew.

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Ok, I'm done.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-19 3:20

wikipedia? kill yourself? yep your fucking screw doooot!

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-19 18:47

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Name: Anonymous 2009-02-19 19:00

>>10
SPAM

DRINK COCA COLA FOR THAT REFRESHING BROWNNESS

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-19 19:52

>>12
SPAM

DRINK COCA COLA AND SHOVE THE BOTTLE UP YOUR ASS

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-19 21:34

>>13
SPAM

DRINK COCA COLA THEN GOUGE OUT YOUR EYES

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-20 0:27

That's what you get for sucking feet.....

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-20 0:38

buy stocks

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-20 5:50

>>1
That would be the typical curse of the christian God. Repent your sins, don't masturbate or have sex at least until your wife has her first virgin birth and you'll get better.

Name: VIPPER 2009-02-20 9:19

>>1
JEW

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-20 15:48

>>18
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