Dad shoots his boy

The criminal complaint said the father told an investigator he shot the boy after the child didn't move fast enough from blocking the TV. He said he aimed at his son's rear pocket because he thought it would be more padded.

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Er, can I go now?  I'm not fully versed in the RedCream Protocols.