Slangin'

i was going through some stuff in the closet, and i came across like 50 or so of those like dimebag type things that spare buttons come in, i thought..damn it'd be awesome to deal, just take like 6 bags with me, 3 dimes 3 dubs...sell to em to misc ppl i recognize at the mall and shit, friendly stoner type only, and i'd be with like a bigger friend if anyone trys to fuck with me. how fucking tight id be....i could make so much money, id smoke weed for free and make profit..only problem is im not quite the age to be dealing yet, think 14 way to young to do that shit? im not talking about a dealer who drives around dropping off quarters and half O's, just dimes and dubs maybe eights to familar faces..i'd be like johnny dep from blow in the begining of the movie...always having that backpack on him with dimes...dubs, pre rolled joints, everyone bought off him, and hed have enough weed to roll himself a joint whenever he wanted...anyone think im missing something?