The Shark Boy kid always pissed me off for being so fucking ugly. How did he get a part in the movies looking like that? So anyway I wonder what ethnicity he had, not looking particulary Jewish but more like an Austrian with human growth hormone problems, like a midget or acromegly or the guy who played Jaws in the James Bond movies. It turns out: He is of French, Dutch, German, and Native American (specifically Odawa and Potawatomi) ancestry. Now, some Indian tribes are remarkabley ugly people, so maybe that solves the mystery.