Name: Anonymous 2009-01-17 21:44
So um hi!
Today i noticed i had a cut on my lip from cold, chapped lips and dermotillomania...
i opted to put neosporin on it. Apparently it was Neosporin PLUS with pain releaf and it made the inside of my lip completely numb!!
This got me to thinking....
i'm straight, but i'm fairly open with my sexuality (obviously, i look at futa...)and I'd tried urethra stuffing before.... i could never fit much in or very far
but i tried the neosporin on it and after a short while... my whole wang doodle was numb!
I started out slow.... small stuff like a small screw driver.... then i gradually worked my way up to a pencil! then i got the pencil all the way in till you couldn't see it anymore!
i chuckled at my success and decided to kick back and watch some fuatanairaia (mispelled on purpose). well before long i um..... well....... came.
thats when i noticed it...
blood.
there was blood.
it was only a little, so i quickly cleaned up and then the neosporin started to wear off....
and the pain hit me like a truck.
i don't think i've ever felt pain like this in my life... i'm sure this is what passing a kidney stone must feel like... but it was absolutely excruciating.
i took anatomy last year and i know you have sphincters in your urethra and i'm pretty sure i damaged one because people aren't supposed to piss out pencils!
i'm not really sure what to do at this point... i just spent 25 minutes on the toilet afraid to get up... afraid to move.... it hurts so bad.... i swallowed 5 ibuprofen hoping that might make me feel it less...
they haven't kicked in yet....
it still really really hurts....
i know i don't post here often but i dunno.... i wanted to tell someone this and i think all my friends would disown me and my girlfriend would break up with me if i told them....
anyway i think i'm gonna try to go to sleep and forget about the pain... which brings me to a horrible horrible realization....
What happens when i have to pee tomorrow???
Oh god.... i can't even begin to fathom...
Today i noticed i had a cut on my lip from cold, chapped lips and dermotillomania...
i opted to put neosporin on it. Apparently it was Neosporin PLUS with pain releaf and it made the inside of my lip completely numb!!
This got me to thinking....
i'm straight, but i'm fairly open with my sexuality (obviously, i look at futa...)and I'd tried urethra stuffing before.... i could never fit much in or very far
but i tried the neosporin on it and after a short while... my whole wang doodle was numb!
I started out slow.... small stuff like a small screw driver.... then i gradually worked my way up to a pencil! then i got the pencil all the way in till you couldn't see it anymore!
i chuckled at my success and decided to kick back and watch some fuatanairaia (mispelled on purpose). well before long i um..... well....... came.
thats when i noticed it...
blood.
there was blood.
it was only a little, so i quickly cleaned up and then the neosporin started to wear off....
and the pain hit me like a truck.
i don't think i've ever felt pain like this in my life... i'm sure this is what passing a kidney stone must feel like... but it was absolutely excruciating.
i took anatomy last year and i know you have sphincters in your urethra and i'm pretty sure i damaged one because people aren't supposed to piss out pencils!
i'm not really sure what to do at this point... i just spent 25 minutes on the toilet afraid to get up... afraid to move.... it hurts so bad.... i swallowed 5 ibuprofen hoping that might make me feel it less...
they haven't kicked in yet....
it still really really hurts....
i know i don't post here often but i dunno.... i wanted to tell someone this and i think all my friends would disown me and my girlfriend would break up with me if i told them....
anyway i think i'm gonna try to go to sleep and forget about the pain... which brings me to a horrible horrible realization....
What happens when i have to pee tomorrow???
Oh god.... i can't even begin to fathom...