I wanna ask you one question

"If I had some nuts, hangin on the walls, what did I have honey?"
I said, "Darling you'd have some walnuts."
She said, "Well.. daddy if I had some nuts
on my chest, would those be chestnuts?"
I said, "Hell yes!"
She said, "Well daddy if I had nuts under my chin
would those be chin-nuts?"
I said, "Hell no bitch you'd have a dick in your mouth!"

This joke wouild even be FUNNY if she instead had said:
"Well daddy if I had nuts under my chin, WOULD I CALL THEM chin-nuts?"
You see, OP, she wouldn't be able to call them anything, because she would have a dick in her mouth.
*goes back to watching MST3K.*