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You don't you kids go outside and play in the sandbox instead - you know, get some exercise to burn off all that fat? Also I hear there's travel agents hanging around sandboxes, looking to give you an exciting ride in their cars, and you can also win a special prize if you are brave enough to go along with anything they want you to do. Sounds like fun, doesn't it? My friend won BOTH a years supply of Coca Cola AND got to know the pleasure of being cummed inside. Maybe the travel agent will even let you drive like jehu.
Good luck, boys!