I am from the future.

"Until the beginning of the 21th century, people believed obesity was caused by eating too much, not too little."

Seriously guys, you do? That's fucking retarded.

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Actually Coca Cola filed for bankruptcy in 2038, along with most other carbonated beverages, their popularity rapidly declining since it was revealed that carbonation was the cause behind the rapid spread of homosexuality. Decarbonated soda never really became a hit after that. We're all drinking juice and milk now.