What Sets off your 'Faggot Alarm'

Ever meet someone, and start talking, and start chatting for a bit and then a little more and you're like, "wow this person is pretty co.. oh shit this guys a fucking homosexual"
Knives
Lots of Modern Guns
Refridgerators with Only Condiments
Japan
Too Many Crucifixes

"moderns"?
haha, fail!!