Drunken Asshole Dad

I don't usually attend parties, but I went to one for the first time in a few years tonight. I live in a suburban town in Southern California. The dude who was having the party turned 21 and his parents were there getting drunk with the 40~50 people who came. Towards the end of the party, around 3:00 AM, the dude's dad asks my friend if he'll pack a bowl. He starts getting out his herb out away from the crowd and some random dad walks up and gets all freaked out calling his ounce "pounds of weed" and telling us to get the fuck out. The dad who asked us to smoke isn't around, so this random dad just starts bitching us out and telling us to leave while grabbing my arm. I obviously tell him to let the fuck go if he doesn't wish to face some assault charges. He does, but gives me a hard time about getting my bicycle on the side of the house. Finally I get my bike, but when I get to the front of the house, he is there in the middle of the street still bitching us out. I tell him, "Look bitch, we're LEAVING, just get your drunk faggot ass back inside and we'll be gone. Just get out of my space. Touch me again and you'll have a world of troubles headed your way." He sort of backs off and we start walking down the street. Some kid at the bottom of the street leans his head out of his jeep and asks what's up. My fried walks up and explains. Then we continue around the corner and head towards our houses. Some faggot teenage kid runs up and starts yelling at us why we were peeing on a jeep. We explain that there was no pissing involved but they still don't believe us. Now not only do we have some drunken faggot 30-something-year-old bugging us, but his little teenage minions lecturing us. I explain to them that they are bitches and faggots and should mind their own fucking business and eventually they let us continue home...

Now I'm home and pissed off. I'm 20 years old and forgot why I don't attend parties. Fuck suburbia... seriously, FUCK SUBURBIA.

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murder ORfire, somone HAS to pay