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I HATE BEING A VIRGIN!

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-21 4:06

I'm 18, a male, and still a Virgin. I'm in college and I still can't get a relationship. I don't know why, but I guess it seems that I'm going to be a virgin forever. I don't fit any of the "shallow" things that girls like, so it doesn't matter.

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-21 4:07

that's the spirit!

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-21 4:24

>>1
im 30 and virgin and dont give a flying fuck now
protip: use your hand and never care to pay child suport

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-21 4:32

Two words:Escort service.

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-21 7:19

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-21 16:46

I think about it sometimes

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-21 21:06

I'm 32 and still a virgin. I am not proud of it and I hate even typing it here because I feel so ashamed of myself. I know I am going to get flamed and insulted here but I just needed to say something because its driving me crazy. I don't know how to get a girl to talk to me let alone to have sex with and even if I did I would have to admit to being a virgin and they would think there was something wrong with me so its too late for me and my life is over. I just want some help getting girls to like me and then life wouldn't be so bad.

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-21 21:07

>>1
hasn't had the pleasure of being cummed inside

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-21 23:31

i'm a virgin too

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-22 1:40

>>7
american being virgin is not a shame issue

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-22 3:12

Is 25. Is virgin.

I was lied to by the Coming of Age movies of the 80's like Porky's, and Revenge of the Nerds, and Wired Science, and Risky Business, Sixteen Candles, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Meatballs, Vision Quest, Say Anything, Can't Buy Me Love, and . . . Last American Virgin.

Stupid stupid 80's culture.

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-22 5:39

the average age people lose their virginity is like 15
but you guys don't need to feel bad
after all, the average human has 9 fingers

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-22 5:42

after all, the average human has 9 fingers

lolwut?

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-22 7:06

>>13
look it up fag, a little over 50% of the human race is missing one finger.

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-22 7:27

>>13
>>14
I phrased it wrong, it should be "the average human has less than 10 fingers"

Name: sage 2008-11-22 8:11

sage

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-22 8:26

>>12,14-15

Back to /b/, please

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