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Man fined for penis in pasta jar

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-19 3:13

November 19, 2008 05:20pm

A MAN caught by police with his penis in a pasta sauce jar was still pleasuring himself while resisting arrest, a court has been told.

Police drew their weapons after New South Wales man Keith Roy Weatherley, 46, led them on a brief, slow-speed car chase, the Newcastle Herald reports.

Weatherley attracted police attention while he was parked in a no-stopping zone near Nobby's Beach on October 26, Newcastle Local Court was told yesterday. .

Police thought he might have a weapon because they saw him doing something with his hands in his lap, the Herald said.

Instead, they found him partially clothed with his genitals in a jar, a police statement said.

That's when the pursuit began, the court was told.

When Weatherley was stopped, he refused to leave his car and four officers used batons and capsicum spray to get him out.

They found a 750mm jar around his penis and said Weatherley attempted to continue "pleasuring himself in between bouts of wrestling".

A search of his car uncovered pornography, a homemade sex aid, women's stockings and a Jack Russell terrier.

Weatherley pleaded guilty to offensive behaviour, resisting police and disobeying a police direction.

He was convicted and fined $600.

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-19 6:44

lolwut

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-19 7:18

>>2
he DRIVE LIKE JEHU

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-19 8:36

>>3

Back to /b/, please

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-19 8:39

>>4
DRIVE LIKE JEHU

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-19 8:46

>>5

Back to /b/, please

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-19 8:47

"and a Jack Russell terrier."

LOL, He probably stuck His penis in His little dog too.

Name: RedCream 2008-11-19 11:10

It's indeterminate from the news report if he did actually DRIVE LIKE JEHU or MASTURBATE LIKE JEHU.

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-19 13:42

He's probably Shini Laser

Name: RedCream 2008-11-19 14:25

>>8
DRIVE LIKE JEHU

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-19 15:03

Keith Roy Weatherley? RedCream has a funny real name.

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-19 18:39

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Name: Anonymous 2008-11-19 18:53

>>9

That would explain why He hasn't been here lately.

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