Democrats and republicans suck

I mean Jesus, haven't you stupid voters figured it out yet? If you vote republican you end up with you taking it up the ass from some RICH guy, and if you vote democrat you end up taking it up the ass from some POOR guy. If you DON'T vote, you end up taking it up the ass by somebody someone ELSE voted for. Either way you end up taking it up the ass by a politician.

See where voting gets you?

Nowhere.

The real answer here is that America's basic philosophies don't fit inside of just two parties.  At the very least, there should be a centrist party of the middle class.  Call it the Moderate Party.  Alas, the middle class is too busy spending itself to death to pay much attention to its political fit.