Heterosexuals, we need to talk

I used to think you were just a bunch of fun-loving, penis-in-vagina folks. Sure, you voted against us back in '04, beat a few of us to death and left us on fences, but, hey, everyone needs a little time to get used to things. I know we were turning your world of holy matrimony upside down, so I was fine giving you a few chances to get your values sorted out. And you were doing pretty good for a while, what with trying to make sure we had jobs and houses.

I guess I expected a little too much from you, though. You see, I thought I might be a person to you, not just the sidekick who picks out your clothes, and the fashion accessory who pops up on your favorite TV show so you can applaud how "tolerant" you are. But I guess in all your infinite Mormon wisdom, you decided you didn't like me. Wanted to make sure I'd alone. Didn't want me visiting me my partner in the hospital. Hoped a few more teenagers would commit suicide.

Maybe you thought of that as just a side issue.

Well, I think of it as my life.

So let me make it clear: we are not going to be friends. You don't give a shit about me. You are my enemy. We've given you plenty of chances to prove yourself, and you've dropped the ball every time. After today, I sure don't want any more heterosexuals asking to be my friend. Sorry, pal. You blew your chance. Denied. Application rejected. Ship has sailed.

Because you won't be seeing me at any more of your weddings. I'm not part of your club, you see. And don't ask me for any gifts or cards, or to cheer your boy-meets-girl stories, or to show up at your two-gender romantic comedies. I'm not doing that any more. Not after today.

And before you ask me to wave tiny American flags with you and sing kumbaya to salute the new Commander-in-Chief, let me tell you: Your president is not my president. Your president lacked the courage to take a stand for my rights. Your president's running mate used national television to tell America that, God no, he would never caught be dead giving rights to people like us. Your president is a coward and a bigot.

I'm not discouraged. Make no mistake: Our rights are coming to us, one way or another. You see, it's you who ought to be worried. Because one day, we are going to throw down these walls and claim our rights as first-class citizens and human beings. And the question then will be whether you have put yourself on the wrong side of history, whether you are standing before the world exposed as the bigots and the fools you are, or whether you got your shit together after all.

Heterosexuals, maybe someday you'll give me cause to re-evaluate my opinion of you. Until then, don't expect any sympathy or friendship from me. I'm going to be busy fighting tooth and nail for the rights that you keep trying to deny us.

Whether you like it or not.

Fail. GTFO

>>2
No, Win. GTFI

>>3

No, Fail. GTFO

I don't mind a lot of black people because they didn't choose to be black and don't act like niggers.

Gays, on the other hand, all chose to be gays so I hate them unconditionally. Faggot is an insult for a reason, and rightly so. They're a slap in the face to the men who fought for and shaped our country. They'd be rolling in their graves if this passed and we encouraged sissy men who gossip over fashion as a part of America's culture. They didn't sacrifice their lives for those fags - ship them all to Europe where they belong with their tea-sipping brothers.

>>5
Fail, this country is suppose to be free from discrimination. You sir are an idiot, the founding fathers will be rolling over in their graves over retards dumbasses as you.
>>1
As a heterosexual male, I voted no on Prop 8 because any kind of discrimination is wrong. Now getting back to Anonymous #5.
>>5
You stupid cunt, you do not choose to be gay. Even though I am debating on the power of brainwashing. We have scientific evidence to prove that we are born gay. How about you get the fuck out of this god damn country, because you intolerant pricks are fucking up the entire thing. Don't know what the proof is? Do your own fucking research and I do not mean the god damn bible.

It's god damn cunts like you which makes me wish I was gay, just so I could find a guy who is large and in charge. Then go over to your god damn house and make out right in front of your god damn face. This will seriously piss you the fuck off and because of his size, he will then come into your home and fucking hurt you, you stupid redneck God-sucking cuntbag. Then again, after this entire ordeal, you probably will enjoy it. Because even the most homophobic pricks are usually the homosexual ones.

How about you just go die and never come back from the fiery prick of hell.

When scientists finally find a cure for faggorty none of this will even matter.

>>1
I fucking agreed with everything you said there good sir. Heterosexual here by the way, even though I have thought about rather I'd be gay. Also to >>7, I have been debating rather I was gay, however I don't feel gay, if I choose to be gay, it doesn't make me gay because I would still fantasize about women. I am sick and tired of you god damn reckneck pricks that think you know a shit about how the world works, mostly because your prick of a God tells you too. When all you know is an outdated piece of shit book and a fictional being of your god damn imagination.

Some day everyone would be equal and have all of the rights as everyone else without you faggots to disrupt this shit. Notice how I called you a faggot, because if it's the ultimate insult. Then your homophobia must mean that you are the biggest faggot of them all, because you must be a closeted homosexual. Seriously, just come out of the fucking closet you god damn piece of shit cunt.

I seriously hope that you come out of the closet soon and admit that you met a good guy who is willing to put up with your fucking shit, because then you two would decide you want to marry. However you can't, how would that feel you cunt. Not be willing to love the person you love. Now go fuck off and die in a fire cuntslut.

>>7
Go die in a fire and eat a cold dick you homophobic afraid-to-come-out religious faggot.

this trehd is too long to read, sorry guys

Gay marriage is illegal for a reason. You're defiling human pride for wanting it, and you should be thrown into a wood-chipper with the rest of the gays.

>>11
lol Irans

>>6
I like that theory, that people are born gay.

Does that mean that there is a selection against gays? Surely if you're born gay, it means that you have some defective gene that evolutionary selection has made it so that you don't propagate.

Can we say that if you're gay, you're genetically inferior?

>>11
You should be deported from this nation, because it's you faggots why the rest of the god damn world hates us. I fucking wish that Europe or some god damn nation will just fucking nuke us already and kill all of you god damn retarded sons of bitches.
>>10
Learn to read, otherwise you are just a retarded emo kid that is too god damn lazy and will never be anything. Does that make you happy? Well if it does, I am glad. Just stay in the house and fuck off. Because somebody will someday come and put a god damn bullet though your fucking head.

There's no such thing as being born gay - there is no 'gay gene'. Gay scientists just made up this crap with zero, I repeat, ZERO evidence outside of interpretations from case studies, which really don't mean crap.

Being gay is a preference that you develop from being raised in a particularly gay environment and I view it as a disorder. It goes against both evolutionary nature AND God, so good luck trying to defend it.

Feel free to be gay, just don't expect us to accept you or give you any legal benefits. Marriage is for us straight folks by definition, you can't just hijack it from us so you feel better about yourselves. Married people get legal benefits because the government wants to encourage people to have offspring, gay couples offer nothing in return so you don't get anything in return. It's quite simple.

I don't see why you care about getting married when being gay goes against the foundations of marriage in the first place. There's no point in getting married to have your relationship recognized by God since he hates you to begin with.

>>15
I seriously wish that gay was a preference. I for one tried to be gay for a change. Even made out with a few guys. However I realized it was gross and not for me. This made me realize I was heterosexual and preferred women than men. You just sound like a god damn retard talking about how it goes against God. Gay doesn't rub off on you dumbshit. You know nothing of evolution. Stop trying to sound smart you KKK piece of shit.

Also funny how you say God hates fags. I'm a Christian jackhole and even I realize that God loves everyone. You know nothing of God's work. God only sends people to hell for sinning. The bible is just stories to live by, not really God's word. I love people like you idiots. Thinking you know what God wants or what God hates. You know nothing but shit. Also you just proved to be a discriminating fuck hole who would judge a group of people of not being normal or being human by your standards.

Seriously get off of this fucking planet and kill yourself. You'll be in for quite a surprise. Know fuck off and don't even try debating this again. You are not smart and know nothing. You just another sack of shit.

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Good times, good times.

>> There's no such thing as being born gay - there is no 'gay gene'.
Tell that to all the other mammals that engage in same-gender sexual activity. It's very common among primates. See, sex isn't just about procreation. It's also about creating emotional bonds. Gay sex is just as effective at creating emotional bonds as straight sex. This is why higher primates often display open sexual preference.

I'm not a troll for the record.

What you homosexuals fail to realize is that your existence is meaningless, the very small purpose that everything is given to procreate and evolve the species has been stripped away from you.

There are 2 reason things evolve that are equally important, #1 Survival #2 Mating, you don't have one so it doesn't matter if you're a freaking god, because you can't pass on those genes.

I am an atheist, it has nothing to do with that, scientifically you are inferior.

You can bullshit me all day about how "sex is for enjoyment too.", "Your probably a closet case!" and "My only purpose isn't to have children!", But that would be a waste of everyone's time, because you have probably been aware of what I said for a long time, anything you say would just be the denial stage's ramblings Sexual intercourse is simply to reproduce; not that you can really call buttsex sex.

To put it simply:
I win and I'm sorry you were born inferior.

Wow, Anon #19, Darwinfag much?

Atheist here.

Gays are a basic fact.  You can't wish them away.  There do need to be some positive pro-gay changes.  However why the fuck should the basic concept of marriage change?

- Let them get married and get the same rights, yet they don't have kids.

Sounds like a winner to me.  And by Winner I mean retarded idea.

>>19
You sound completely unintelligent. Gays could still reproduce, they just need to find a woman. There have been cases where their female friends were willing to have a child for them. Also life is about you and what you want to do. You comes first, followed by survival, follow by mating. All that really matters is how you live life and not know you are supposed to live via Evolution. You worse than those creationists dumbfuck.

Gays still have semen, they just need to find someone who is willing to carry their seed. Just as anyone else. Just it might not be sexual. You can have kids without sex you know. Asexual couples most likely do this. In other words, you fail, I rule, you are inferior.

>>21
They could always adopt. It has been proven in a study that gay couples raise a better family than heterosexual families. I smell fucking irony here motherfucker. As they could still reproduce, as I said above.

>>22
Because you make no sense and science saves you, you are superior?

Fail.

>>24
You never heard of the possibility of asexual pregnancy? Civil Rights never take a stand. Now fuck off and go back to the 1900's to "fuckmesomeniggers."

>>19
Do you have any idea how many ways one can create an infant without actual sex? You also forget that if lesbians were desperate for a kid, it wouldn't be all that difficult to find a man to impregnate one. It's relatively easy and has been getting cheaper and cheaper. Also, humanity measures succession in other ways besides genetics. You know, such as with property transferral, family traditions, etc. all of which are just as important to modern human society as genetic lineage.

Homosexuality does confer a rather large penalty to reproductive fitness, but it is hardly insurmountable. It's like people who choose to wait until they're older to have kids and choose to have a smaller number, the typically more successful people, are inferior to the trailer and ghetto trash that have a bunch of kids when they're young? Careful how you reason because that's exactly what you're implying.

>>21
We need to change the basic concept of marriage because any substititute will be exploited to no end. It's naive to think that civil unions will be honored as equal when they haven't been.
Why aren't marriages with post-medpausal, barren, women or impotetent men banned, then? Marriage isn't exlusively for those who intend to aggregate progeny. Your logic is poor. Especially since gays can adopt.

>>19
Are you kidding me? This is the best thing about fags. They don't create children and it's less competition. There's too many humans on this planet, in my opinion. We need less people having children. Some people want to have sex with each other, leaving more singles in the world and less whiny brats? Fan-fucking-tastic. Great. And hey, if you can make my life a little easier like a gay doctor or something? All the better. Gays are great, they want a tax cut? Give them a tax cut.

>>21
Its' a good thing infertile straight couples can't get married, isn't it?

Its' a good thing every single marriage produces children, isn't it?

I guess barren women and infertile men shouldn't be allowed to get married, either.

If Obama sticks to his guns by denying homo's "special rights", then it will probably be the only good thing about his presidency.

Gay people have no soul.

>>29

Yeah, I watched on the VP Debate with Biden and Palin and upon being asked about the gays they both agreed that they don't like em.

>>30
Nobody has a soul, that is because God isn't real you fairies.

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>>33

LOLWUT

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=13508171&postcount=1

GAF is fag spelt backwards

lol

One of their mods (Amir0x)is the biggest FAG on the internet, so yeah.

Well I was going to sign up to troll that forum but you need to be approved first before you account gets activated. What kind of gay shit is that?

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Man this is a fun troll thread.

Well here is one anon who recognizes that gay people got it way too hard, its just silly really and prop 8 is an embarassment to the whole country (as are many of the other anti-gay marriage laws).

I'm not gay, heck I'm a christian, I'm black, none of these things that are happening should be ignored.

So just see me as a little shining beacon amidst all the trolls and idiots.

(also, incest laws are ridiculous and should also be repealed, just like the sodomy laws before them. There is no reason for a law on something that happens in private.)