Name: John McCain 2008-11-04 17:35
Yesterday on my way to lunch at Doe's, I passed one of the CEO types in that area, with a sign that read "Vote McCain, I need the bailout money."
Once in the Doe's my waiter had on a "McCain 08" tee shirt.
When the bill came, I decided not to tip the waiter and explained to him while he had given me exceptional service, that his tee shirt made me feel he obviously believes in Senator McCain's plan to redistribute the wealth. I told him I was going to redistribute his tip to someone that I deemed more in need--myself. He stood there in disbelief and angrily stormed away.
I went outside, told the CEO with the McCain sign that I now can throw the money to the Wall Street so that he can steal it and told him to thank the waiter inside for that, as I had decided that stealing the money from Wall Street is better. The CEO guy looked at me in disbelief but seemed grateful.
As I got in my truck, I realized this rather unscientific redistribution experiment had left the CEO quite happy for the money he did not earn, but the waiter was pretty angry that I gave away the money he did earn.
Well, I guess this redistribution of wealth is going to take a while to catch on, with those doing the work.
Once in the Doe's my waiter had on a "McCain 08" tee shirt.
When the bill came, I decided not to tip the waiter and explained to him while he had given me exceptional service, that his tee shirt made me feel he obviously believes in Senator McCain's plan to redistribute the wealth. I told him I was going to redistribute his tip to someone that I deemed more in need--myself. He stood there in disbelief and angrily stormed away.
I went outside, told the CEO with the McCain sign that I now can throw the money to the Wall Street so that he can steal it and told him to thank the waiter inside for that, as I had decided that stealing the money from Wall Street is better. The CEO guy looked at me in disbelief but seemed grateful.
As I got in my truck, I realized this rather unscientific redistribution experiment had left the CEO quite happy for the money he did not earn, but the waiter was pretty angry that I gave away the money he did earn.
Well, I guess this redistribution of wealth is going to take a while to catch on, with those doing the work.