Which would you rather have sex with?

1. A 60-year-old woman.
2. A fit, attractive 25-year-old man.
3. A fit, attractive 25-year-old woman, but the only sexual activity allowed is pegging.
4. An obese 25-year-old woman.

√ 5. My hand, and then kiss it afterwards.

We are NOT restricted to dumb lists of impossible choices, fuckball!