anyone else have a imaginary girlfriend?

I have an imaginary girlfriend to help cope with my loneliness. I know shes not real, I dont talk out loud to her or act like shes real or anything like that.

Its hard to explain but when i'm lonely....usually at night, i lay down and think about her while fapping.

Never had and never will. I don't want to be a TOTAL loser.

>>1

I was going to say Win. GTFI, but I'm going to have to say
Fail. GTFO for this one.

>>3
You fail for copying old memes but doing them wrong like a faggot.

>>1
I have one i grab my pilow and kiss it thinking its Ophelia from claymore and then i fap and fall sleep =n_n=

"a woman's greatest strength is her facade of weakness. A man's greatest weakness is his facade of strength".

>>4

I love pissing off this man. He's so trollable.

I have an imaginary girlfriend. She has freckles and short black hair. She likes to ride bicycles and fry all of our food. Sometimes I draw pictures of her.

Knowing 4chan, why is this not surprising?

If you know 4chan you should know the reason that this isn't surprising.

>>10
wtf?

>>11

Fuck the what?

>>10
>>12
gtfo gibberishfag.

>>13

LOLWUT?

>>13

No, He should GTFI, GTFO is now obsolete.

>>15
GTFOverThereInTheCornerAndSTFU

>>16

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win. GTFI

please do not shit in my front yard

back on topic pls fags.

>>9,10,13
Knowing 4chan, why is this not surprising?
If you know 4chan you should know the reason that this isn't surprising.

Clearly, I was insinuating that anyone with a passing knowledge of 4chan culture would immediately understand why they weren't surprised at admissions of imaginary girlfriends. gtfo illiterate fag