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A nice little example for Obama voters

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-26 12:29

Yesterday on my way to lunch at Doe's, I passed one of the homeless guys in that area, with a sign that read "Vote Obama, I need the money."

Once in the Doe's my waiter had on a "Obama 08" tee shirt.

When the bill came, I decided not to tip the waiter and explained to him while he had given me exceptional service, that his tee shirt made me feel he obviously believes in Senator Obama's plan to redistribute the wealth. I told him I was going to redistribute his tip to someone that I deemed more in need--the homeless guy outside. He stood there in disbelief and angrily stormed away.

I went outside, gave the homeless guy $3 and told him to thank the waiter inside, as I had decided he could use the money more. The homeless guy looked at me in disbelief but seemed grateful.

As I got in my truck, I realized this rather unscientific redistribution experiment had left the homeless guy quite happy for the money he did not earn, but the waiter was pretty angry that I gave away the money he did earn.

Well, I guess this redistribution of wealth is going to take a while to catch on, with those doing the work.

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-26 12:30

Bam ba lam

Name: RedCream 2008-10-26 12:40

Actually, the REAL example for Obama voters is where you dine as usual, and then your bill is paid by your company expense account, and you put in -0- for the tip on the sheet, and then you just walk right by the homeless people as if they didn't exist, and then a mob of poor catch you by your car and bludgeon you to death.

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-26 13:04

Nothing but trolls in this thread. Everyone knows we were better off during the Clinton years

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-26 14:11

>>1
I lol'ed.

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-26 14:16

"redistribution of wealth"
failure for use of political buzzterm that squarely places you as a fan of political talk shows.  such a waste of mind.

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-26 15:17

who the fuck is obama ?

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-26 15:22

>>7
I think he means Osama. You know, that Muslim that's running for president of the U-S-A.

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-26 15:36

>>1
OP should go see Robin Hood. ...and go furry.

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-27 20:30

These are the people that will vote for Barack Obama:

1. Niggers
2. Other minorities
3. Hippies
4. Butthurt hippies in Hollywood
5. Faggots (or "Homosexual Americans")
6. Idealistic pseudo-intellectual faggots in college who have no idea how the world works yet. Mommy and daddy still pay the bills.
7. Macfags
8. Euro wanna-bes

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-27 21:00

>>10

Troll. No serious republican browses 4chan. The ones that do find out about this place (Especially /b/) report it to the FBI.

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-27 21:16

    im voting fer john mcclain

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-28 19:17

McCain '08

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-28 19:19

Keep the name McCain for the fry industry plz

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-28 20:02

I don't think wealth redistribution is as literal as that.

Name: VOTE MCCAIN! 2008-10-28 20:17

VOTE MCCAIN!

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-28 20:41

>>15
McCain voters are not capable of advanced abstract thinking.

Name: mailto:VOTE%20MCCAIN! 2008-10-28 20:51

>>17
see
>>16

Name: RedCream 2008-10-28 22:14

MCCAIN IS FAIL, OBAMA IS FAIL

THE U.S. VOTER IS FAIL FOR ALLOWING THIS TRAVESTY TO HAPPEN

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-28 23:32

Obama supporters remind me of christfags preaching about the bible.

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-28 23:43

>>20
he reminds you of Republicans, lol

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-29 15:23

>>19

So who would you vote for RedCream?

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-29 21:09

Yes, Obama am the new U.S. President. He cans has presidency.

Name: RedCream 2008-10-30 0:45

>>22
Bob Barr of the Libertarian Party.  Any sane person would do so.  Unfortunately, there is a remarkable shortage of sane people in this nation.  95%+ of the voters are going to choose Horsecock #1 or Horsecock #2, just to make sure they get the hardest fucking by horsecock imaginable.

Name: sage 2008-10-30 1:43

sage

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-30 12:12

>>24

He would cut the military budget, but I think He would fuck us with horsecock domestically. I mean every President either Republican or Democrat has fucked us at least once with horsecock.

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-03 22:18

Vote Chuck Baldwin for Liberty!

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-04 22:27

>>27
Already did, thx.

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