how often do you bathe/shower?

I shower every day, twice a day if I feel especially dirty.

my girlfriend showers every OTHER day, and I can't help but find this just a little bit gross.

Maybe someone should define what a shower is. I bet some of these fuckers on here just pour some water on themselves, wack off,and step out in less than a minute smelling worse than they did before. Like some fuckin wet dog smell.