I don't like having my balls sucked.

Anyone else agree? Lick them, kiss them, cradle them softly (as Ol' Dirty Bastard remarked, "they're fragile as eggs")... but that whole suction on your nuts action? I do NOT like it.

What say you, fags?

Once I accidentally sucked my ball into a shampoo bottle.  I got scared as quickly squeezed the bottle to pop out my ball.  Jesus it was like that egg sucked into a milk bottle trick.

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