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I remember the old days of 4chan.

Name: Oldfag 2008-10-14 23:18


During the years 4chan sure has taken a turn for the worse. How much worse?

4chan used to be a beautiful place where the rejects of society found a sanctuary and rejoiced together, side by side, in a harmony that could only br achieved through the acceptance and understanding of an open mind.

...but as 4chan got recognized and grew popular, regular people moved in. You know, "regular people" as in "those we were trying to get away from in the first place"? ...and they proceeded to take this place apart, piece by piece. (If you are using "faggot" and "GTFO" on a regular basis, and chose to come here because it's a cool place to hang, then yes, I am talking about you.)

Some of us fled to 12chan. Others to 7chan. Still others to Gurochan. Some to even more remote places. We silently scattered throughout the internet and watched how 4chan degenerated into an immature troll popularity contest behind us.

We saw the rise of Anonymous, but not the anonymity that we had grown to cherish and love as a safety blanket against judgement, but a perverted icon of the thing we resented the most: Persecution. Persecution against unpopular and rejected minorities none the less. This once tool of acceptance and prosperity had now been turned into a weapon of hatred and wanton destruction, and terror followed in its wake.

I reckon that the future will be darker still: Once Anonymous has matured into a movement, it will migrate from 4chan to forums from which they can effiently organize and coordinate invasions in order to "change the world" with terrorism. However, as this will be a continuous migration, the connection to 4chan will result in a recruitment ground, where immature brats will learn that it's cool to terrorize minorities simply because these "make them rage", and are given the means to do so.

This is how bad 4chan will inevitably get, and this is just how much fail that the dirty common people amount to when trying to live in the paradise that we rejects once created.

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-14 23:22

let's volunteer at shelters

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-14 23:30

Yeah, like I'm going to read all that.

Post cliffs next time, retard.

Name: RedCream 2008-10-14 23:38

>>1
FAIL ... due to inaccurate depiction, since there's no mention of the Coming of RedCream.

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-15 1:09


4chan - Episode II - The Coming of RedCream

There is unrest in the 4chan lounge. Several thousand members have declared their intentions to leave the site.

The separatist movement, under the cloak of anonymity, has made it difficult for the limited number of RedCream Knights to maintain peace and order in the forums.

Senator Amidala, the former Queen of Naboo, is returning
to the 4chan lounge to vote on the critical issue of creating an ARMY OF THE REPUBLIC to assist the overwhelmed RedCream....

...but she failed to post tits, so she gtfo.

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-15 1:17

The Coming of RedCream

*squirt* *squirt* *squirt* *squirt* *squirt* *squirt* *squirt*

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-15 1:41

fuck and off

Name: RedCream 2008-10-15 1:53

>>5
WIN.  Just simply:  WIN.

Slight correction:  Amidala is the queen of /n/aboo.

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-15 1:56

>>8
NNEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRDDD!!!

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-15 9:17

4chan started out as a cesspool and has degenerated into even more of a cesspool. It's a natural evolution.

REJOICE! AND BE GLAD!

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-15 9:43

>>3
Alright, here's the first part of the "todays regular 12yo 4chan user" version:

4CHAN IS NOW FAIL

CHAPTER 1


4chan was win. Now 4chan is fail. See 4chan fail.

A long time ago emo people came to 4chan to be faggots together.

Then Anonymous found 4chan.

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-15 11:11

Actually moot and the mods dragged 4chan down to where it is today: The decline of 4chan started with the April fools fursecution stunt and general moralfag bans. It's all here:

http://furry.wikia.com/wiki/4chan

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-15 13:18

Let some cocksure puffed up penguin step off his ice chunk. Best believe I will wreckhouse that ass. I put the motherfucking fear of wendigo in that stupid bitch, his buddies will straight wet themselves. Ain't no penguin gonna forget his place and front like he more than some dumb costume-wearing waddling clownass punk.

And a penguin chick? Them grey fuzzy peices of shit are straight up delicious. I will tear this ice flow down to get at one of them shitheads.

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-16 0:07

4CHAN IS NOW FAIL

CHAPTER 2


Then Anonymous found 4chan.

4chan became fun again. Then underage b& came and shit went to shit.

RedCream came too just to make sure shit wouldn't get good again.

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-16 1:32

Anonymous is a nigger

Name: urafaggot 2010-04-07 5:30

ur all faggots

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-07 8:48

>>15
which means we get all the white chicks we want, hence your jealousy.

>>16
calling us this will not make us this even though secretly you know what you really want is us, your sexual insecurities are showing.

:/

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-07 9:26

>>17
You sir, are an anus.

Name: :/ 2010-04-07 21:31

>>18
talking about fuck you and anus reminds me of a guy that kept incessantly demanding he was hetero...in the end he was tonguing a guys ass right before he got his filled with nigger cock.

:/

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-07 21:33

>>19
* African American

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-07 22:08

>>19
Spewer of rectal waste.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-07 22:24

4chan now makes me mad and bitter when before it used to make me laugh

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-07 22:33

/prog/ was the only board to make me truly laugh. But I wouldn't consider that board part of 4chan anyway.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-08 3:53

Q: Squeeze an 4chan, what comes out?
A: Not 4chan juice, but more correctly: WHATEVER IS INSIDE.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-08 4:55

>>22
that's because 4chan is adapting and you are getting left in the dust.

soo sad.

:/

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-08 6:29

>>25
Fuck you.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-02 1:21

O___O this is EXACTLY why i never come here. =___=;; It saddens me that my cousin is a effing troll like this, and is slowely trning into even more of an asshole, thus everything and anything from trolls filth riddle mouthes is shit.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-02 1:28

"Don't come in sis, I'm throating cocks"

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-02 2:08

>>27
>>this is EXACTLY why i never come here
>>i never come here

Not even when you posted?

THE FUCK ON!

Name: RedCream 2010-05-02 2:09

no mention of the RedCream Era = FAIL on Chanhistory

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-25 10:29

Women and hipsters RUINED the internet!

Name: VIPPER 2012-03-25 11:50

VIPPER is the ultimate good, while anonymous is the incarnation of shit.
Join VIPPER today, be A VIP.

Name: VIPPER 2012-03-26 2:08

I have to agree
VIP is the way to be

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-28 0:30

wait where am i

Name: VIPPER 2012-03-28 4:16

>>34
World4ch /lounge/, the quality place for pancakes and whiskey.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-21 21:32

why'd you bump this?

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