Wierdo Teacher

My English composition college professor legally changed his name to Daddy. No last name or anything, just plain Daddy. Its a fairly small class of about 15-20 students and he won't pay us any attention even if he sees our hand in the air unless we call him "Daddy" "Mr.Daddy" or "Professor Daddy." The guys a fuckin weirdo and he walks around with a boner in his skin tight sweat pants every time we call him daddy and he calls us "his kids." 

Last Monday I was talking to my friend while he was lecturing and he got really annoyed so he said I had detention for a week. I told him that this wasn't high school and he couldn't give me detention , then he said "wanna go for two?!" So I don't know what to do 4chan. My detention starts this week and all of last week he kept reminding me about it so I'm pretty sure hes serious about it. What do i do 4chan? I need to pass this class so I feel that I have to go, but at the same time I'm pretty sure hes gonna do some weird gay shit. What do i doooooo?!?!?!

1. Go to the authorities for breaking against the laws of education for giving you detention from mandatory teaching and making threats?
2. Get some bad boys and rough him up?

>>1
Lay back and enjoy your GAYRAEP.

>>1
drop class with a W to avoid future annoyances.

are you sure you are going to a real college

Sounds a bit like my uncle. If he asks you to take a shower with you I wouldn't recommend it unless you are REALLY dirty

>>6
Bring some lube and it'll feel wonderful. If you want, you can fantasize that you're some pretty girl in your school that you're giving it to.