>>16
You guys, he's right. I've been thinking about this and I've come to realize we were trying to kill this girl because we saw something in her that we hated. We saw our own schoolyard bullies, and we saw the opportunity to pick on a weaker bully than us. For once the tables were turned. Together our combined forces would be stronger than that 10 year old girl, and we would be the cool ones for once. All these years we've been seaching YouTube for someone more dorky than us, to finally show the world that we're not the MOST dorky, and to show a human shield that our bullies can pick on instead.
...but it's time to accept responsibility, you guys. Killing this girl isn't going to make us less dorky at all. It will just make the world rage more at us. We are their "Preppy girl", and we can't hide from it no longer. There is really no way out of it and we know it. As long as we live we will always be dorky. We should all have killed ourselves a long, long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away. Time to do what is right and be an hero. Time to rid ourselves of our greatest enemy: Ourselves. Let's all do it, if only just for the lulz.